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Truthfully the guy would never need to fight, his opponent would be ko'd from laughing so fucking hard. It is so ridiculous you have to ask is he serious problem is nobody ever anywhere would do that as a joke. Those pec implants were hideous, I honestly thought he was pretending, maybe a couple of rockmelons under his shirt as a joke, him taking his shirt off was a fucking huge surprise.
It amazes me the use of cosmetic surgery, in this case, abuse. I can just imagine the consultation:
him: yo doc, lookin for some mad ass body sculptin', you dig?
Doc: well, here is the latest pec implants, mould and shape from last years mr universe, tailored to your size.
Him: too small.
Doc: well, I can pump them up a bit, but really, with your size it might look a bit ridiculous. *pumps them up slightly, looks with enthusiasm*.
Him: nah doc, for real, they need to be bigger, what about them, they look awesome.
Doc: but... They are the moulds from ms stripper World 2009, they're not for men, it will be almost impossible to stretch...
Him: dammit doc, did I ask for your professional medical blah blah, just put them in. -
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What the ****!? I was convinced he was just some joker with a novelty titty vest on but when he takes the thing off you can actually see what appears to be a scar on the right trap where the implant went in. Looks like he is trying hard to look manly now (in a Village People kind of way) to compensate for bad cosmetic surgery and a pair of silicone tits!
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