Paul Vunak Terriblized

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/12/2010 7:13pm

Originally Posted by superninjagod

Why would anyone bite somebody if they had mount?? I can understand if you were in an inferior position, ie RNC, side control or mounted, but not if you already have mount!

You don't seem to understand. Paul LIKES to bite. They have to muzzle him between DVD recordings. In South-West Asian regions, they use Paul to scare the prostitutes.

**maofas** · Posted On: 5/12/2010 9:11pm

Originally Posted by superninjagod

I also think he is honestly overestimating how effective his bite is. A piece of dead meat with no skin is far different then a live person with intact skin squirming away.

IMO the main unrealistic part isn't so much the skin, but that he's using relatively tender meat intended for sale as food. He ought to use a sinewy tough cut with lots of bone and gristle to get in the way of his biting.

**twisted mind** · Posted On: 5/12/2010 11:24pm

Where does one find shorts like that?

**madeofcandy** · Posted On: 5/12/2010 11:33pm

Originally Posted by twisted mind

Where does one find shorts like that?

k-mart in 1997

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 5/13/2010 1:04am

The biting thing is fucking stupid. I've always thought so. But it's got to do with the crazy I think.

He can move...or at least he could 6 years ago. He could fight. I respect his abilities.

I found him unappealing in person, in a creepy way, but friendly enough.

**CoffeeFan** · Posted On: 5/13/2010 1:07am

I do like those Everything is Terrible videos. I'm torn between this one and Master East-West

**Pat Pintados** · Posted On: 5/13/2010 1:12am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX1glZtZejs

It's like a creepy jail scene... and I have a hard time believing him at about 1:24. Look in those eyes.... those eyes.... the nightmare isn't over.
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**superninjagod** · Posted On: 5/14/2010 3:29pm

Originally Posted by Pat Pintados

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX1glZtZejs

It's like a creepy jail scene... and I have a hard time believing him at about 1:24. Look in those eyes.... those eyes.... the nightmare isn't over.
:eatbabies:eatbabies:eatbabies:eatbabies:eatbabies :eatbabies:eatbabies:eatbabies

So wait a second here....

If you have a stick and you get pulled to the ground, and you have the stick, and are in either side control or mount. You throw away your stick and just bite!!???!!! Fucking crazy ****.

Don't GNP or hit a guy with a stick, just bite em. Don't bother with BJJ subs or sweeps, just bite em.

Un fucking believable...

To think that I used to quote this guy when it came to knife fighting

"colour me delusioned" :sad8::sad8:

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 5/14/2010 5:33pm

Why do you think he would advocate biting over GnP, Superninjagod?

Think for a fucking second.

**superninjagod** · Posted On: 5/14/2010 6:02pm

Originally Posted by DerAuslander108

Why do you think he would advocate biting over GnP, Superninjagod?

Think for a fucking second.

Dear DA108

I have thought about it. And this is what I came up with.
The use of a bite tends to be a very devastating/damaging attack, but is not likely to finish a fight. Whereas a knock out via choke, punch or weapon would end the fight.

In other bite techniques that he was showing, the purpose of the bite was to create opening when there were none ie RNC (in another video not posted here) or a head lock (in a video posted here). I'm totally ok with that.

However when you have the top position in either mount, or side control. IMHO It would make sense to either

1) strike and run away (makes the most sense for RBSD especially with multiple attackers etc etc)
2) strike and finish
or 3) submission

I feel that diving in for a bite like he is will

a) leave you open to a bite yourself
b) prolong the fight which goes against any RBSD teaching
c) leave you open to multiple attackers
d) allows you to be open to a sweep (like shown in the vid)

He shows a bite from guard which in of itself is fine. However, in the context of the full sequence, (bite from mount, get swept, bite from guard). If he just hit and run he wouldn't have to be worried about being swept, or multiple attackers.

If you have a different opinion, or if you feel that I have missed something. Please feel free to fill me in.

With all Sincerity

SNG