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  1. pontoon is offline

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    4. post on facebook
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    Quote Originally Posted by pontoon View Post
    4. post on facebook
    You take your iphone which you've cleverly decided the "i" stood for "ironic" and log into your facebook app, yet again.

    won his first fight today! WAR CARLISLE! HOORAH!

    You actually wanted to write out, "hooray!" but auto-correct got you again and were also too excited to check your spelling before submitting. But Hoorah sounds just as good and you accept the mistake as a gift.

    You see that you have some notifications and click on them, they all refer to your status update:

    Adam Bean posts: "Hey queer, I bet your mom RAIDS your facebook. AND YOUR BUTT."

    Alice Thompson posts: "Adam, his mom reads this, you should be nicer. Gosh you are so stupid sometimes."

    Aunty Jen Carlisle posts: "Mr. Bean, I know your mother. You are going to hear something from her."

    Jack Smith posts: "lol, Bean's in trouble."

    Onfim Ivanov posts: "Um, guys, this is a real concern about people who could possibly be in real danger. Why are you exploiting this into another way for you to further be exhibitionists? Seriously, Jon, if you're in some kind of danger or if your family is. You have my number, text me or something. Or you know, do the reasonable thing and call the police. You're an idiot sometimes, why didn't you just do that in the first place?"

    Daniel Mossef posts: "Jon, dude, did you see what Jasmine was wearing yesterday? How can she wear that to school but we can't wear flip flops? Those twins are more dangerous than cutting my heel on someone's soda bottle."

    You think about the shirt jasmine was wearing and remember how much her chest monsters were trying to escape her shirt. You smile and reread Onfim's clearly reasonable response.

    What do you do?

    1. Text Onfim
    2. Text Daniel
    3. Text Jack
    4. Text Alice
    5. Text your mom
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    Your mom.
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    My pleasure.

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    Sumus extra manum tuam.
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     Style: Yudo, Karate

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    This is so Legend of Red Dragon wanna be. Man I'm having flash back to early 90s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    You think about the shirt jasmine was wearing and remember how much her chest monsters were trying to escape her shirt. You smile and reread Onfim's clearly reasonable response.

    What do you do?

    1. Text Onfim
    2. Text Daniel
    3. Text Jack
    4. Text Alice
    5. Text your mom
    Quote Originally Posted by Conde Koma View Post
    Your mom.
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    ^This

    Yup, this here's turning into one of them naughty Japanese games.


    Quote Originally Posted by babo78 View Post
    This is so Legend of Red Dragon wanna be. Man I'm having flash back to early 90s.
    Sure, throw in a bit of realism into the mix.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
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    Definitely 5. Your mom.
    Last edited by Kibbons; 5/10/2010 9:32am at .
  8. Odacon is offline
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    1. Text Onfim I wanna hear from this guy.
  9. King Sleepless is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conde Koma View Post
    Your mom.
    You switch to your text application which takes an annoying amount of time to do. You realized long ago the piss poor setup of the iphone. 3 buttons to make a phone call, 4 to text. It boggles your mind how a company built on its reputation for design and usability would make calling 911 more of a hassle than looking at youtube or twitter.

    "Mom where are you?"

    You text to her.

    You quickly make it to your art photography class as the teacher is in the middle of explaining the main features of your newly Nikon Sponsored DSLR's.

    "So to begin, I want you all to set your cameras on auto. Oh nice of you to join us Mr. Carlisle. Get to your seat. Congratulations on your win."

    Your photography teacher, Mr. Bennett, got his degree in photography and immediately became a teacher in photography. His lack of skill and social anxiety and paralyzing fear of being judged forced him to never really develop as a photographer or artist. He lives vicariously through his students.

    "I want you all to take photos of plants that you like. I want you to think outside of the box and really capture the essence of what a plant is. This isn't about photography, this is about expressing yourself through photography."

    You really feel the words and his passion for the art. You can't help but think about how much he could've changed the world of photography if he had just gotten past his social anxiety.

    You take your camera and click it onto auto and snap a photo of the girls in front of you. It's a candid shot and you feel like you've really captured the moment. You take a look at the preview shot seeing that they're all blurry. You feel it's a part of the art. You're very proud of yourself.

    You gain +1 to your Ego.

    Your teacher asks, "Did I say you could snap a photo, Carlisle?"

    what do you do?

    1. Challenge him to a battle, coming off your victory high, you feel unstoppable.
    2. Give him an eloquent excuse about capturing the moment.
    3. Tell him it was an accident.
    4. Cry uncontrollable and talk about how you can't find your family.
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    Posted On:
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    The ***** way out would be number 3, yes let's do that.
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