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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRuss View Post
    Let's see what's behind door #2!
    You take a sip of water and take a few deep breathes. You learned in aikido about meditation and how buddhist aikidokas used to do it all the time to calm their nerves and lower their body temperature. You channel them and breathe.

    More and more people are gathering around. In a school full of martial artists, fights rarely happen because everyone tries their best to avoid getting into fights.

    Round 2 goes by without much of a hitch. You keep your distance throwing what little you know in the ways of kicking and flail wildly at your opponent. He has at this point given up on punching and is desperately trying to kick you.

    "I'll... beat.... that.... gay... queer... ****... out... of... you.... yet.... CARL!"

    Adam lunges forward and punches you straight across your face. The teacher steps in and pulls him away from you. "Disqualified!"

    "What?! HE WALKED INTO MY FIST! THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Adam yells.

    The teacher grabs your hand and raises it announcing you the winner by DQ. Everyone claps and claps. The teacher thrusts the both of your hands together forcing the both of you to shake hands.

    What do you do?

    1. Fancy wrist lock because you totally know he's going to try to crush your hand.
    2. Roll him because you know he's totally going to try to crush your hand.
    3. Have faith and just shake his hand.
    4. Not shake his hand.

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    I am Aikido. I am one with the universe. I am a bigger person than this. I have already lost by fighting...

    3. Have faith and just shake his hand.

    I am also a lucky bastard for winning by DQ. Will my face swell?

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    2. Roll the fat ****.

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    Attempt the wristlock and fail. End up in detention with the TUF wannabes.

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    aye-key-doh thro
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    You curse under your breath. Going to an all-martial artists school really bites. Nobody can have a fight without a ruleset.
    WTF??

    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc
    More and more people are gathering around. In a school full of martial artists, fights rarely happen because everyone tries their best to avoid getting into fights.
    Double WTF??

    These are either the most frightened bunch of martial artists ever, or it's like Volcano High where the teachers kick the snot out of everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conde Koma View Post
    WTF??



    Double WTF??

    These are either the most frightened bunch of martial artists ever, or it's like Volcano High where the teachers kick the snot out of everyone.
    Quit yer whining. You're ruining the awesome.

    Have faith, shake hand. Have faith, shake hand. Have faith, shake hand...

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    This thread delivers.

    Make with the throwing!

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    this is the best thread that sirc has ever made.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    I am Aikido. I am one with the universe. I am a bigger person than this. I have already lost by fighting...

    3. Have faith and just shake his hand.

    I am also a lucky bastard for winning by DQ. Will my face swell?
    You take off your helmet and slick back your hair drenched with sweat. You wipe your hand on your Bad Religion tee and offer it out to Adam who reluctantly shakes it.

    Adam grabs your hand and tries to crush your hand. You should've trusted your instincts, but you're too naive. You once thought of becoming a vegetarian because it saves animals, but realized that you couldn't possibly go without protein so you are the kind that eats chicken occasionally.

    You quickly react and try to do a circle throw on Adam as he does have an iron grip on your wrist. As you twist under Adam and sweep your foot under your hogu gets caught on his hogu and you fall awkwardly on top of each other. You try to spin around as he struggles underneath you but quickly realize that you're both stuck together.

    The both of you struggle awkwardly on the ground hoping to get a hold over Adam. The judo and jiu jitsu guys stand there looking at the both of you with embarrassment.

    "Fight's over dumbasses. Knock it off. Bean, you lost, go to the Principal's office to receive punishment." The teacher yelled, "Congratulations, Jon, on your first win. I'll add this to your record. Your standings as a fighter has gone up."

    The words hit you. Your rankings have gone up. You feel proud and strong. You are a better fighter now.

    "Now hurry your ass to class, retard, before I beat your face in."

    You hurry to class. You look around to find something to wipe the sweat off your face. Part of your image is to make sure nobody sees that you have to put effort into the art that you are. Especially in your art photography class. Which happens to be your next class.

    You reach into your pocket and find a cloth. You pull it out and find it's the blood soaked cloth. You completely forgot about it. You stow it away yet again not knowing what to do. So. What do you do?

    1. Grab backpack and go to class.
    2. Remove equipment and grab back and go to class.
    3. Ask the teacher if you can see the school investigator.
    4. Post this on your facebook.

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