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  1. King Sleepless is offline
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    I am a living legend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jcbal93 View Post
    #5, Stand and get your ass kicked.

    Or if you can you should add a :
    " Hey I am sorry man.I Won't do it again. Here let's shake hands." You stretch add your hand with ulterior motives, Option.
    You decide to stand and fight.

    The crowd around you gathers like a flock of vultures to carrion. You can feel the intensity of the air around you. **** is about to get REAL.

    You calmly put your backpack down. You've been waiting for this. Since the day you've come to this special school, Bean has been putting the bully routine on you like Dane Cook on yelling obnoxiously. You take a fighting stance. Bean takes one as well.

    The both of you square up when a teacher comes out of a classroom.

    "HEY! You two! What are you doing?"

    You think about how inopportune this is. You were just about to show everyone how hard you've been training.

    "You know the rules." The teacher says. He reaches into his front pockets and pulls out 5 cards, "You know what you have to do, Carlisle."

    Which card do you pick?

    1. Red
    2. Green
    3. Blue
    4. Yellow
    5. Purple
  2. Snake Plissken is offline
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    Carl Carlisle?
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    Red card! Red card!

    Throw him off the pitch for illegal elbows!
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    Red card! Red card!

    Throw him off the pitch for illegal elbows!
    No, yellow. He was clearly stalling.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist
  5. Jcbal93 is offline

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    Red Card.
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    2. Green: ERROR! Immigrant joke not found.
  7. King Sleepless is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    Red card! Red card!

    Throw him off the pitch for illegal elbows!
    You reach for the red card and pull it.

    You flip it over and it reads: "OLYMPIC TKD RULES."

    You curse under your breath. Going to an all-martial artists school really bites. Nobody can have a fight without a ruleset.

    The teacher goes into his classroom and pulls out a set of hogu for you and your opponent. The two of you spend about 10 minutes awkwardly putting on the equipment. The teacher rolls out some boundaries and the nearest TKD players are selected as coaches for the both of you.

    You have never done this kind of battle before but ruleset class is one of your best. You know just about ever nuance of every rule. You're hoping you'll win via him DQ'ing out. Luckily you're in better shape than him and faster on your feet.

    The teacher gets you both into the center of the makeshift ring and yells, "Seijak!"

    The both of you start hopping around aiming for points. Adam's smug grin has turned into worry as he realizes how awful he is at TKD. You score a few points on him as the first round comes to a close. Adam throws some punches at you as he excels at boxing, but they are rendered useless when they impact the hogu.

    Your coach doesn't know what else to say to you really, the entire thing is pretty one sided. But you feel really good about your progress.

    Round 1 of 3 comes to an end. What do you want to do?

    1. Offer adam the chance to throw in the towel. you can see he's visually exhausted. He can't throw kicks at all.
    2. Take a sip of water and continue into round 2.
    3. Just sit and have your coach raise your legs up.
    4. Stay standing.
  8. TheRuss is offline
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    Let's see what's behind door #2!
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  9. Jcbal93 is offline

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    Number 2.

    Man Sirc. I wasn't expecting those ruleset cards... Which one had the Judo or MT rule set? >.<
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     Style: Hsing I, Bagua, Chi kung

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    In protest and anger, you pick up the nearest rock and throw it at Adam.

    The rock sails helplessly over the railings and lands a few feet away from Adam. The bully doesn't notice it. You are reminded why you aren't on any sports teams at school.

    You walk away knowing that nobody saw you and keep whatever dignity you have left and go to class.

    "Don't think I didn't see that CARL."

    A boom came from behind you.

    "It's time to beat the gay out of you."

    What do you do?

    1. Run. Nowhere in particular. Just get those legs moving.
    2. Run to class.
    3. Run to the courtyard.
    4. Run to the Gym.
    5. Stand and fight.
    6. Remove tampon soaked in Stoli vodka from your rectum, set it on fire and twirl it like nunchuku.
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