Bullshido RPG - Text Version

**Styygens** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 9:29pm

Well... I wasted too much time updating Facebook from a crappy 3G wireless connection, so I haven't got time to walk. I certainly can't take the car, because as an Aikidoka, I'm probably too granola to pollute the environment even in haste. Rollerblading is too ghey even for an Aikidoka. What would O-Sensei do?

1. Take your bike.

Please tell us it's a Huffy.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 9:49pm

Originally Posted by CoffeeFan

Why is the first part of this thread so gay?

1. take your bike

You get onto your vintage Peugeot fixed gear bike that you ironically own as you have a natural affinity for bikes because they're good for the environment, and besides, you knew that you were low on gas anyway.

You throw your backpack on and ride to school. It's always a tough ordeal because you live in a rather hilly area and it destroys your legs when you ride your fixed gear bike everywhere. You consider it a part of your training.

You get to school with a few minutes to spare, drenched already in your own juices nonchalantly converging to your first class. Being a senior is hard work.

"I heard about your family Carl." A familiar voice said.

You turn around to see a rather chubby kid, you know him as Adam Bean. School asshole. "I bet your mom totally raids you... in your butt."

He laughs hysterically as he and his friends stand nearby chuckling. What do you do?

1. Ignore him. It's the first thing your sensei taught you.
2. Lock up your bike, "Oliver" and head on into class.
3. Tell him to go away.
4. Look for a teacher, ergo safety.
5. Continue taking the abuse

**CoffeeFan** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 9:55pm

6. Offer him your hand to shake. DO IT!!!!!

**Styygens** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 10:05pm

1. and 2. are functionally the same!

Of course I ignore him. I'm far more spiritually enlightened than he is. (I can spell Zen!) And it was sensei's first lesson.

But I'm certainly not going to leave poor Oliver unsecure before I head to class.

In either case, I am turning his negative energy away from me.

*sigh* 2. Lock up my bike, "Oliver", and head into class.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 11:44pm

#5, damn it!

Then we'll get some Steven Seagal "Out for Justice" ****

**Permalost** · Posted On: 5/08/2010 12:43am

A Bad Religion shirt AND a fixed gear bike? What's going on?

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 5/08/2010 12:55am

Once again, someone is projecting...

**lolhate** · Posted On: 5/08/2010 1:27am

Originally Posted by CoffeeFan

6. Offer him your hand to shake. DO IT!!!!!

This. Definitely this. Then use your aikido skills to d3str0y him.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 5/08/2010 2:03am

Originally Posted by lolhate

This. Definitely this. Then use your aikido skills to d3str0y him.

No! It's not the true Way!

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/08/2010 2:05am

You lock up Oliver against the railing knowing full well that they won't bother with it. Thanks to last year's "event" the school has cameras all outside of the building.
You ignore them and start walking to your class.

"Hey CARL, are you going to just be like that? Just gonna run away like a little girl?"

Adam screams as he places his hands on your bike threateningly. The chubby boy laughs again as he says, "HEY CARL! YOU'RE GAY!"

You feel a twinge of guilt as you know someone who is actually gay and feel totally insulted for them. You remember one time when someone said something about your friend being a ****** and how much it hurt his feelings. It really affected you.

You continue to ignore him and enter the doors to school. The bell should ring at any moment, but something's just not right. Something is out of place. What do you do?

1. Make a spot check.
2. Ask someone if something is out of place.
3. Just go to class.
4. Throw a rock at Adam. Show him who's the gay one.