Bullshido RPG - Text Version

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 5:34pm

When does the hentai part kick in?
I cant wait to experience the engaging storyline.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 5:48pm

Originally Posted by Vorpal

Crap, I hope I didn't freak out and kill everyone with my Aikido.

you didn't poo before you showered so your chi is all backed-up and isn't following properly

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 5:51pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

you didn't poo before you showered so your chi is all backed-up and isn't following properly

At least he showered.
This is already miles ahead of the ninja sim.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 6:30pm

There was a ninja sim? I was hoping the mysterious note was left by a ninja so the two could fight. But if we already did ninjas... Then following the Jason Stork model, I expect Wannabe Rangers to show up waving airsoft guns.

**Jcbal93** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 6:41pm

Guys. We want to see his badass Aikido skillz? right?
So I think that t3h next step should be go to school.
That sets it up for him fighting a bully. Or getting attacked when he gets back home.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 6:49pm

What did the note say.

Oh, and rub tobacco sauce on my pee hole, then masturbate on the eggs...

...what? I don't judge YOUR religious customs do I?

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 7:04pm

go 2 skool

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 9:23pm

Originally Posted by catfishaggie

In this day and age post it on facebook and see if it makes on failbooking.com

You whip out your totally ironically owned iphone, because you wouldn't be caught dead with a microsoft phone and there isn't an ubuntu based phone out yet. Your fingers quickly swipe a few times and open up your facebook app.

As you hurry out of the house, you scrawl, "is totally freaking out. family is missing this morning, whatevs. mom when you raid this, i ned you to call me back."

You hit submit too quickly only realizing then that your auto correct has made your posy awkward to read. You're too lazy to delete and repost and leave it. This would never happen if someone would just wise up and make an ubuntu based phone.

You go outside and see your choices:

1. Take your bike.
2. Walk.
3. Take your car.
4. Ironically rollerblade to school