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    Sri Hanuman's Avatar
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    When does the hentai part kick in?
    I cant wait to experience the engaging storyline.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vorpal View Post
    Crap, I hope I didn't freak out and kill everyone with my Aikido.
    you didn't poo before you showered so your chi is all backed-up and isn't following properly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    you didn't poo before you showered so your chi is all backed-up and isn't following properly
    At least he showered.
    This is already miles ahead of the ninja sim.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    There was a ninja sim? I was hoping the mysterious note was left by a ninja so the two could fight. But if we already did ninjas... Then following the Jason Stork model, I expect Wannabe Rangers to show up waving airsoft guns.

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    Guys. We want to see his badass Aikido skillz? right?
    So I think that t3h next step should be go to school.
    That sets it up for him fighting a bully. Or getting attacked when he gets back home.

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    What did the note say.

    Oh, and rub tobacco sauce on my pee hole, then masturbate on the eggs...

    ...what? I don't judge YOUR religious customs do I?

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
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    go 2 skool
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catfishaggie View Post
    In this day and age post it on facebook and see if it makes on failbooking.com
    You whip out your totally ironically owned iphone, because you wouldn't be caught dead with a microsoft phone and there isn't an ubuntu based phone out yet. Your fingers quickly swipe a few times and open up your facebook app.

    As you hurry out of the house, you scrawl, "is totally freaking out. family is missing this morning, whatevs. mom when you raid this, i ned you to call me back."

    You hit submit too quickly only realizing then that your auto correct has made your posy awkward to read. You're too lazy to delete and repost and leave it. This would never happen if someone would just wise up and make an ubuntu based phone.

    You go outside and see your choices:

    1. Take your bike.
    2. Walk.
    3. Take your car.
    4. Ironically rollerblade to school

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    Certified Personal Trainer and Drinker of Coffee supporting member
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    Why is the first part of this thread so gay?

    1. take your bike

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    Ummm, I'm into Aikido so redirecting the linear motion of my legs to the circular motion of the wheels seems natural.

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