Bullshido RPG - Text Version

**mrblackmagic** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 2:41pm

I'm feeling lucky.

Grab random clothes from the pile.

**Odacon** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 2:54pm

Random search could unearth some kind of goodie alright.

**OiScout** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 3:07pm

Is there a backpack limit?

**Drexlorn** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 3:16pm

random clothes too.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 3:19pm

I'm hex editing this bitch to add stim packs and rocket launcher to my inventory. Also unlocking hidden Japanese twin stage.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 3:23pm

Originally Posted by mrblackmagic

I'm feeling lucky.

Grab random clothes from the pile.

You quickly reach into the pile of clothes that you have deemed "clean." Reaching in you pull out a Bad Religion t-shirt that you totally swiped from their concert 2 years ago and a pair of jeans and underwear. They pass the sniff test. You quickly put them on and search the pockets, sometimes you get lucky and there's money.

You pull out a piece of cloth that has blood on it. You don't remember the last time your nose bled and you're getting concerned. You open it up to inspect it further. A message is scrawled on the cloth in the same dried maroon leavings.

"Why?"

You quickly pass it off as a joke. Someone must've put this in your pants. You pocket the note and grab your backpack, cell phone, keys and head downstairs. Thanks to your training, you observe that curiously, nobody is home. They must've all left early. Your mom usually takes your little brother earlier than when you leave, but you always see them before they go and your dad leaves a little later than you. You brush it off and think nothing of it.

On the table there is no breakfast and no dishes in the sink. What do you do?

1. Freak out like a little girl and call the police
2. Stop being paranoid and go to school, you've only got 20 minutes.
3. Grab a banana and leave for school.
4. Call your parents.
5. Post this mess on facebook.