Damn, not another Krotty disaster

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 2:46pm

YouTube- karate

Right from the start. He's got the hip movements and footwork of a fucking pole dancer with the shakes.

**Iratebadger** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 2:57pm

Sounds like he got the sound effects from the next transformers move

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 3:12pm

Are those real "whoosh" sounds he's making?

Impracticality aside, I don't think I'd want to catch one of those in the face. It does take a bit of momentum to displace air with enough velocity to translate into sound like that.

Not saying he's got "th3 d34d1y" or anything. Just That I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end if he had the chance to really concentrate and wind up for it.

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 3:46pm

Originally Posted by Iratebadger

Sounds like he got the sound effects from the next transformers move

If he doesn't move like that then how will he get whippy sounds out of his clothing?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 3:50pm

I've seen far worse karate videos.

Originally Posted by Bubba_The_SHY

YouTube- karate

Right from the start. He's got the hip movements and footwork of a fucking pole dancer with the shakes.

How is having the hip movements of a pole dancer an insult?

**Monkfg** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 4:10pm

Want to see him punch something.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 4:11pm

Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra

I've seen far worse karate videos.

How is having the hip movements of a pole dancer an insult?

It's not very combat efficient, you see. That being the intention of his hip movements.

**Bugeisha** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 6:29pm

I'd really like to see him hit something.

**Drake LaMancha** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 9:26pm

yea alot of TMA schools concentrate on the displacment of air when wearing the gi but I believe the fabric has aas much as the speed of the strikes for that purpose.