Advice and opinion on being smothered in boobs (in a bad way)

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 9:21pm

I do my self actualizing at home.

You mean masturbation, right?

**Nwp** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 12:00am

Snappy title and all but DAMN you! Use the word moobs next time so the letdown is not so hard. Eh...I mean difficult.

**Ninnong** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 9:31am

Originally Posted by Nwp

Snappy title and all but DAMN you! Use the word moobs next time so the letdown is not so hard. Eh...I mean difficult.

It's sorta obvious it's moobs when you read "in a bad way". There's no possible way getting smothered in boobs is a bad thing. Also, I heard big breasts are sensitive so give 'em a tweak.

**wonko221** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 2:26pm

stain your gi (or shirt, if no-gi), with sour cream. Then tell your instructor that Titz Mcgee is lactating on you, and you find it disconcerting.

If you can't beat em with skill, bitch about their breast milk.

**kayman101** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 3:49pm

Tell him he's got a purdy mouth right before rolling.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 5/07/2010 4:00pm

Start sucking on his bitch-titties and then loudly scream 'MAMA! MAMA!' at him when he jumps back, all 'WTF?' and disgusted.

Worked for me. On more than one occasion.