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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    It is a travesty that the system won't allow me to rep you for that. I'm still laughing as I type this.

    Also eww.

    edit: battlefields, ask your instructor to show you how to "make a frame" with your arm.
    Frames are for pictures, son.

    He needs to tell the man that he smells nice. That should get him some space.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenebrous View Post
    Frames are for pictures, son.

    He needs to tell the man that he smells nice. That should get him some space.
    That or try to pull off the most passionate embrace possible without vomiting in order to stun and confuse him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenebrous View Post
    Frames are for pictures, son.

    He needs to tell the man that he smells nice. That should get him some space.
    I find the best way to create distance between two people in a situation like this would be one of the following.
    a. Ask him to move in with you
    b. Use the "L" word (no not Lesbians)
    c. Introduce him to your parents
    d. Tell him you've suddenly developed a passion for interpretive dance and demand he take classes with you
    e. If all else fails, get on your side, frame your forearm under his jaw reinforce it with your arm, and move your hips out... Also you could tell him you think you should see other people..

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    Just bite his nip and then say you're not hungry after all. Simple.

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    You guys scare me sometimes. I like it.

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    I call BS on this whole thread, and here's why:

    1. You know you love the moobs in the face.
    2. You also know, as does everyone else here, that the proper way to escape is to gently stroke the nutsack.

    Now, go do something productive.

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    have you tried moaning in ecstasy?

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    We've got some giants with heavy top games at my club too. First head things off ahead of time, obviously. Butterfly guard is your friend. If he does get in on you, don't let him get you flat, as this is where the smotherage will happen. Just basic stuff really. You'll just find that there won't be much recovery if he does get you flat and gets some weight on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff View Post
    Is it sad that I knew what picture that was going to be before I clicked in the link?:laughing7 Not to derail, but has anyone ever figured out who that dude is? The picture has been floating around for a few years and the guy was a purple back then. Someone must know.

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    In Fight Club, Ed Norton found Nirvana while being smothered in Meatloaf's man titties. This could be an opportunity for self actualization.

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