Chick with no arms or kneecaps preparing for TKD blackbelt

**Drake LaMancha** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 7:08am

it could very well be but I have a bad knee that was actually helped out by doing TKD. I know I might be comparing apples and oranges, but we are limited by our own experience. I don't know it is the same as the kid with downs maybe I judged that one too quickly also I just hope for both thier sakes that these BB's aren't pity belts. And 3 years seems to be the median time for many TKD dojangs for black belts.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 8:03am

hang on, a chick, no kneecaps...so you're saYing she can't run then eh?
where is she from anyway?

**SpringHeeledJack** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 9:35am

Originally Posted by Lebell

hang on, a chick, no kneecaps...so you're saYing she can't run then eh?
where is she from anyway?

Why would she want to run? Didn't you see her positively-lethal skills with numchuk and bo staff?

Besides, those creepy little shoulder-hand things would definitely hurt the likelihood of achieving boner.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 11:43am

Originally Posted by SpringHeeledJack

Why would she want to run? Didn't you see her positively-lethal skills with numchuk and bo staff?

Besides, those creepy little shoulder-hand things would definitely hurt the likelihood of achieving boner.

whoopdeedoo!
arent we picky all of a sudden?
dude...you have much to learn.
she is most likely a virgin.....A VIRGIN....
get it now?

**SpringHeeledJack** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 11:56am

Originally Posted by Lebell

whoopdeedoo!
arent we picky all of a sudden?
dude...you have much to learn.
she is most likely a virgin.....A VIRGIN....
get it now?

Ahhh... that's a good point. I can't imagine suitors beating down her door either, so she's probably pretty desperate too. I bet we could pretty easily talk her into a DP gangbang kinda deal. I'm picturing her on her knees (could she get on her knees if she doesn't have any, you think?) with a cock in each shoulder-hand thing and a look of desperate, bestial lust on her face...

**DdlR** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 12:13pm

Wow, I think that's a new low.

**Drexlorn** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 1:56pm

Originally Posted by DdlR

Wow, I think that's a new low.

Sure but again, you didn't see all the perversity the internet has to offer. I've seen stuff...

ex : amputed arm fisting. *shivers*

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 2:07pm

Originally Posted by DdlR

Wow, I think that's a new low.

That's love bro.

Hot, sticky, nasty, gimp pumping love.

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 2:23pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

hang on, a chick, no kneecaps...so you're saYing she can't run then eh?
where is she from anyway?

Actually, not having kneecaps wouldn't effect your running very well and would allow you to run backwards far faster than a normal person.

**SpringHeeledJack** · Posted On: 5/06/2010 5:58pm

I don't see what's so low about it. Does she not deserve the affection of a man just like any other woman? She may not have arms or knees, but surely she has the same carnal desires as we regular folk. Just because she looks a bit strange and her shoulder-hands may be off-putting to you does not mean other, more open-minded people cannot look past her physical malformations and appreciate her inner beauty. I can't believe how shallow some people are these days. And it's 2010 for ****'s sake!