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    WTF Capcom? Super Street Fighter IV

    It seems that Capcom has gone from extreme, to outright obscure for the sake of obscure with it's latest Street Fighter release (Super SF IV.)

    In this latest installment we see 10 new additions, including (I think) 2 new characters. Normally you would all jizz your pants with excitement screaming "holy ****, 2 new characters in an already jam packed menagerie that has exploited almost every imaginable character combination to create some visually fucked up things for you to fight."

    This time, however, Capcom seems to have outdone itself. I present to you, Hakan: The Turkish Rapist/Oil Wrestler.

    http://g4tv.com/videos/44650/Super-S...Hakan-Trailer/

    Apparently, one of his primary attacks is coating himself in oil, and assraping the opponent, before sending him/her flying in form of a bizzare happy ending projectile (as demonstrated at 0:42- end of video, where he essentially rapes the entire SF cast in the ass.)

    Either pop culture is getting to a point that I can no longer follow, Capcom+the Japanese are getting openly hornier and creepier, or Turkish ass rape has become a new cultural hello. Either way, I'll sit out this one.

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    Further spooky cultural degradation.

    Why couldnt it be a cute Scandinavian or Nubian princess she male instead of a sweaty turk and oil??

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    I believe that capcom actually produced a realistic character for once.

    Now what would be more homoerotic, more pics of turkish oil wrestlers or Edward Cullen ?
    I have both and they take up gigs on my hard drive (pun intended)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nwp View Post
    Further spooky cultural degradation.

    Why couldnt it be a cute Scandinavian or Nubian princess she male instead of a sweaty turk and oil??
    Crimson Viper is already a tranny in japan and Abel's original concept art was to be a small blond judo boy.

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    It's still more straight than the gigantic dick Brock Lesnar has tattooed on his chest.


    Yeah, I really will stretch any topic for the opportunity to mock someone for attempting to get a tough guy tattoo yet ending up with a phallic one.

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    Am I the only one here who was slightly disappointed that this guy doesn't look more like Boztepe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    Crimson Viper is already a tranny in japan
    With a name like Crimson Viper...I never would have guessed.

    Maybe they should have named her Purple Headed Warrior and removed all doubt? :biggrin:

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    I'm just glad it's not another street fighter 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sikaranista View Post
    With a name like Crimson Viper...I never would have guessed.

    Maybe they should have named her Purple Headed Warrior and removed all doubt? :biggrin:
    You do know that's what happened to Poison from Final Fight, right?
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