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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i know!
    i've slept with dozens of women and NONE ever had an orgasm.
    thats suspicious.
    very suspicious..
    they should of at least had the decency to fake it. I mean...a little moan here, a little heavy breathing there, pee on the guy...and you can go to sleep. I mean..that's like three minutes work right there...

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    Its funny when people who are beginners, or have never done something- but have been thinking about it or studying it somewhat, will tell people who ACTUALLY HAVE experience all about it. Funny in a redundantly ignorant sort of way.

    Denny's huh. Thats where all the great gauntlets are thrown out of the pwt pickup windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nwp View Post
    Its funny when people who are beginners, or have never done something- but have been thinking about it or studying it somewhat, will tell people who ACTUALLY HAVE experience all about it. Funny in a redundantly ignorant sort of way.
    Wait, are you talking about sex or martial arts?

    Denny's huh. Thats where all the great gauntlets are thrown out of the pwt pickup windows.
    Wataburger

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    Mushi mo atsui hodo
    Mushiatsui

    Originally Posted by chuey
    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but
    Three rights make a left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Wheel View Post
    Nothing like a couple of Lapin Kultas and a 20 Euro coat check to get you in the mood.

    Perkele!

    P.S. Pissing in the sink and picking up women in the men's room is not technically "dancing". Puking in line at Mex-Ital is not the same as getting laid.
    Lapin Kulta? Blegh, bottled reindeer piss. Try Koff.

    YouTube- Koff Perkele!

    Anyway, about OP...

    The "I wanted to wait until I had finished all of my education before beginning training" sounds weird. Unless OP is Hermione Granger, I fail to see how school can take up so much time that you can't have a hobby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA View Post
    Wait, are you talking about sex or martial arts?
    Sports in general. Mostly snowboarding in my experience. Everyone (almost) wants to do it, many have, and the ones that have done it eight times tend to be the ones who know ALL about it.

    When people start talking about 'teh sex' I generally run, unless its a female and we all know that happens all the time.

    AHA! The OTHER coonass rec center

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    Unless OP is Hermione Granger, I fail to see how school can take up so much time that you can't have a hobby.
    This thread is improving.

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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Cho Chang.

    Chinese girls with Scottish accents over everything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108 View Post
    Chinese girls with Scottish accents over everything else.
    Not having ever had sex with either a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with Welsh accent, let me write an essay on the pros and cons of the two.





    Ah, **** it, I'm just going to jack off while imagining having sex with both of them. I'm too busy to actually pursue either girl in reality, even if I could find a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with a Welsh accent. Hmm, I think I'm starting to sound like the OP.
    Mushi mo atsui hodo
    Mushiatsui

    Originally Posted by chuey
    ...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but
    Three rights make a left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA View Post
    Not having ever had sex with either a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with Welsh accent, let me write an essay on the pros and cons of the two.





    Ah, **** it, I'm just going to jack off while imagining having sex with both of them. I'm too busy to actually pursue either girl in reality, even if I could find a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with a Welsh accent. Hmm, I think I'm starting to sound like the OP.
    Maybe... But as the Grandmaster of Gwalchmai-Ryu Celtic-Do, you're far cooler than he'll ever be. I doubt he's ever even heard of the Mabinogion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA View Post
    Not having ever had sex with either a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with Welsh accent, let me write an essay on the pros and cons of the two.





    Ah, **** it, I'm just going to jack off while imagining having sex with both of them. I'm too busy to actually pursue either girl in reality, even if I could find a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with a Welsh accent. Hmm, I think I'm starting to sound like the OP.
    I used to work this a Chinese woman who grew up in central london. She spoke her native language beautifully and then punctuated it with cockernay swear words. Its was weirdly hot.

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