I have never taken part in Martial Arts but I will write an essay in MABS.

**GirlJock** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 5:31pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

i know!
i've slept with dozens of women and NONE ever had an orgasm.
thats suspicious.
very suspicious..

they should of at least had the decency to fake it. I mean...a little moan here, a little heavy breathing there, pee on the guy...and you can go to sleep. I mean..that's like three minutes work right there...

**Nwp** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 5:38pm

Its funny when people who are beginners, or have never done something- but have been thinking about it or studying it somewhat, will tell people who ACTUALLY HAVE experience all about it. Funny in a redundantly ignorant sort of way.

Denny's huh. Thats where all the great gauntlets are thrown out of the pwt pickup windows.

**TEA** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 5:47pm

Originally Posted by Nwp

Its funny when people who are beginners, or have never done something- but have been thinking about it or studying it somewhat, will tell people who ACTUALLY HAVE experience all about it. Funny in a redundantly ignorant sort of way.

Wait, are you talking about sex or martial arts?

Denny's huh. Thats where all the great gauntlets are thrown out of the pwt pickup windows.

Wataburger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXHV_...eature=related

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 7:15pm

Originally Posted by War Wheel

Nothing like a couple of Lapin Kultas and a 20 Euro coat check to get you in the mood.

Perkele!

P.S. Pissing in the sink and picking up women in the men's room is not technically "dancing". Puking in line at Mex-Ital is not the same as getting laid.

Lapin Kulta? Blegh, bottled reindeer piss. Try Koff.

YouTube- Koff Perkele!

Anyway, about OP...

The "I wanted to wait until I had finished all of my education before beginning training" sounds weird. Unless OP is Hermione Granger, I fail to see how school can take up so much time that you can't have a hobby.

**Nwp** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 9:06pm

Originally Posted by TEA

Wait, are you talking about sex or martial arts?

Sports in general. Mostly snowboarding in my experience. Everyone (almost) wants to do it, many have, and the ones that have done it eight times tend to be the ones who know ALL about it.

When people start talking about 'teh sex' I generally run, unless its a female and we all know that happens all the time.

Wataburger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXHV_...eature=related

AHA! The OTHER coonass rec center

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/04/2010 7:04am

Originally Posted by Arskanator

Unless OP is Hermione Granger, I fail to see how school can take up so much time that you can't have a hobby.

This thread is improving.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 5/04/2010 8:07am

Cho Chang.

Chinese girls with Scottish accents over everything else.

**TEA** · Posted On: 5/04/2010 8:05pm

Originally Posted by DerAuslander108

Chinese girls with Scottish accents over everything else.

Not having ever had sex with either a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with Welsh accent, let me write an essay on the pros and cons of the two.

Ah, **** it, I'm just going to jack off while imagining having sex with both of them. I'm too busy to actually pursue either girl in reality, even if I could find a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with a Welsh accent. Hmm, I think I'm starting to sound like the OP.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 5/04/2010 9:53pm

Originally Posted by TEA

Not having ever had sex with either a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with Welsh accent, let me write an essay on the pros and cons of the two.

Ah, **** it, I'm just going to jack off while imagining having sex with both of them. I'm too busy to actually pursue either girl in reality, even if I could find a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with a Welsh accent. Hmm, I think I'm starting to sound like the OP.

Maybe... But as the Grandmaster of Gwalchmai-Ryu Celtic-Do, you're far cooler than he'll ever be. I doubt he's ever even heard of the Mabinogion.

**Kovacs** · Posted On: 5/05/2010 5:07am

Originally Posted by TEA

Not having ever had sex with either a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with Welsh accent, let me write an essay on the pros and cons of the two.

Ah, **** it, I'm just going to jack off while imagining having sex with both of them. I'm too busy to actually pursue either girl in reality, even if I could find a Chinese girl with a Scottish accent or a Korean girl with a Welsh accent. Hmm, I think I'm starting to sound like the OP.

I used to work this a Chinese woman who grew up in central london. She spoke her native language beautifully and then punctuated it with cockernay swear words. Its was weirdly hot.