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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    Here in Finland, when a man goes clubbing, that doesn't mea that he goes to nightclubs to dance et cetera. It means that he finds a nice looking woman, hits her in the head with a club and drags her home.
    Nothing like a couple of Lapin Kultas and a 20 Euro coat check to get you in the mood.

    Perkele!

    P.S. Pissing in the sink and picking up women in the men's room is not technically "dancing". Puking in line at Mex-Ital is not the same as getting laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DHume View Post
    Great, thanks for all the useless info you bunch of queers.

    Your responses have confirmed that MMA is the place for me. I bet after a month of MMA training, I could kick the **** out of any of you gayboys.

    What a bunch of fucking pussies.
    Hold on, I'm about to use my penis as divining rod for douchebag. *wam wam wam* OH LORD... IT'S YOU!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    Here in Finland, when a man goes clubbing, that doesn't mea that he goes to nightclubs to dance et cetera. It means that he finds a nice looking woman, hits her in the head with a club and drags her home.
    <---- goes to kayak looking for tickets to Finland.

    Clearly the OP is a troll, but I'm laughing at the fact that it was alleged that you cannot train while pursuing a degree, even a terminal or advanced degree. Excuses like that is why every month should be HTFU month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEA View Post
    The OP would have been better off posting this in Noobietown where he wouldn't have generated the immediate mockery of the members - or at least more veiled and polite mockery. Dhume, YMAS is for making fun of people, often very rudely, and posts by noobs are like bloody steaks for a pool of hungry sharks.

    If you'd lurked here longer, you would have realized that ninjers get little respect here, whereas BJJ gets a lot of respect. You would also have read a lot of very substantive posts that support those positions.
    OP posted in MABS before it was moved apparently.
    Chances of OP being a troll was 99%, but if the following is true...

    Quote Originally Posted by bassai View Post
    Op is now claiming 15 years boxing.
    chances are 100% that OP is a troll.

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    Open Challenge

    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    Hmmm, what's this wall of text?



    DHume;

    Let me get right to the point...
    YouTube- best quote ever
    I submit an open challenge to anyone who will dare face me. I will be in the Denny's parking lot at approximately 6pm, tomorrow.

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    Sigh. 1/10

    When did trolls get so damn lazy.
    Last edited by thaclient; 5/03/2010 4:46pm at . Reason: Typo. Stupid iPad keyboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DHume View Post
    I submit an open challenge to anyone who will dare face me. I will be in the Denny's parking lot at approximately 6pm, tomorrow.
    Let's see what happened to the last guy throwing around challenges:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/banlist.php

    Trying to troll a challenge for Mike Mike Omerbegovich. Has now missed two deadlines to get his crap together.
    The ban lift date is never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DHume View Post
    I submit an open challenge to anyone who will dare face me. I will be in the Denny's parking lot at approximately 6pm, tomorrow.
    It was the Kesha, wasn't it? You actually opened the link to the Kesha video... I went too far.

    I accept your challenge. If you are man enough to meet me, I will be in the Bob Evan's parking lot at 7 pm tomorrow night. Unfortunately, I have "a thing" tomorrow at 6 pm... I have to go: it's court ordered.

    However, as the challenged -- and under the Rules of Dueling laid down by our forefathers -- I claim the right to choose weapons. I choose to use Sri Hanuman's taiji fists of fury. You may counter these with Uncle Skippy's Gnawing Teeth +6.

    If these weapons are not acceptable to you, I propose pool noodles at 20 paces as an alternative.

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    If a troll fails at trolling, does he then fail at failing?

    More likely, according to existentialism, he's just a huge douche.

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    I'm laying the carnage so thick, Bob Evan's won't have to buy sausage for a week!

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