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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubberduck View Post
    But Master, what about AIDS needles and lava? Do we not need to train against them?
    Of course not, they are a problem only for gheyfag grapplers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DHume View Post
    Great, thanks for all the useless info you bunch of queers.

    Your responses have confirmed that MMA is the place for me. I bet after a month of MMA training, I could kick the **** out of any of you gayboys.

    What a bunch of fucking pussies.
    Right but, we all know that all you do is window shop.

    So, this is an empty threat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougguod View Post

    One final thing, DHume. All your posts thus far reflect an interest in ninjutsu. If you insist on enrolling in a ninja dojo you are going to hear a lot of talk about assassination, sentry elimination, and techniques that are so uncontrollably deadly that they can't be used in competition or even practiced in class above mime-speed. If the word "killing" concerns you, you may want to settle for a "mere" sport style like mma, boxing, muay thai, or one of the bjj schools you've supposedly visited.
    Definitely time for Sport Ninpo.:ninjafigh:new_llyin:ninjafigh
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    Wow. @ the op....ninjers r the hot stuff. Don't listen to them. They only have participated in the stuff, whadda they know anyway?

    Consider not taking San da, it's very interesting to watch people train at. You could also consider not taking judo n' ****, cos you could write
    about the thrill of not throwing people to the ground. Good times.

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    No, comrades, you are all wrong.

    OP must surely watch of Systema and Aikido, followed by hours of documenting old people doing Taiji and Zhan Zhuang at park. Then can write articles about vast mystery and superiority of internal martial art, and how Systema is the way of the future.

    It get published in black belt magazine. Happy time.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Backfistmonkey View Post
    Completely logical train of thought . That is like serious self defense 101 .

    1st step :Drop the fantasy world and learn how to defend yourself with hard training against full resistance .*

    2nd step : Shoot lots of guns and take lots of gun classes . Not special SWAT TactICAL XTREME ROPES COURSE FIREWALK **** ... but the local classes you can find through your county sheriff's department and gun ranges .

    3rd step : Buy a pistol you like and apply for permit to carry it **

    *I mean I guess you could be a totaly spineless paranoid bitch and skip step one .

    ** you will more than likely also end up with a shotgun and/or rifle for the house and zombies .
    Well I"m not spineless and paranoid....but....

    I can shoot a zombies head off at 300 yards. If they are the slow walking kind, I'm good, but if they are the 28days later guys, I think I might be up a creek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlJock View Post
    Well I"m not spineless and paranoid....but....

    I can shoot a zombies head off at 300 yards. If they are the slow walking kind, I'm good, but if they are the 28days later guys, I think I might be up a creek.
    I believe we discussed this in depth.
    Explosives+tripwires for the 28 day zombies, sniper rifles for Dawn of the Dead zombies, chun for Jiang-shi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    I believe we discussed this in depth.
    Explosives+tripwires for the 28 day zombies, sniper rifles for Dawn of the Dead zombies, chun for Jiang-shi.
    I have some catching up to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlJock
    I can shoot a zombies head off at 300 yards. If they are the slow walking kind, I'm good, but if they are the 28days later guys, I think I might be up a creek.
    Well, to be fair, those aren't technically zombies since they're still "alive", but hey. Semantics, shmantics.

    And OP is still obvious troll.

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    When taking out fast moving "zombies" that don't feel pain, use same tactics you would use to stop a fat chick assault on a newly opened frogut stand at the mall on Sunday morning.

    Bed of spikes (or a strip wide enough to cause damage) while not lethal to the average zombie or person, will definitely slow the fuckers down. Pit traps with spikes, tripwire explosives, area filled with highly flammable liquid set ablaze as soon as the zombies hit the mark, etc.

    But if they are of the slow moving variety, save a bullet. Use a machette.
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