I have never taken part in Martial Arts but I will write an essay in MABS.

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 5/02/2010 10:35pm

Originally Posted by TheRuss

Because you don't know enough about the subject to realize you're being bullshitted. In other words:

"Why should I refrain from opinining [sic] on what every single used car lot I have ever visited has told me within the first 15 minutes of talking with the salesmen? I have literally been told the same thing at every lot, that the cars here were owned by old ladies and driven only on Sundays, and that I don't need to get them inspected."

^^^^
This.

No need to discuss further.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 5/02/2010 10:37pm

Originally Posted by GirlJock

I chose a Taurus 24/7 .40 cal for the fin grip so only one person ends up on the ground. :qleft5:

Completely logical train of thought . That is like serious self defense 101 .

1st step :Drop the fantasy world and learn how to defend yourself with hard training against full resistance .*

2nd step : Shoot lots of guns and take lots of gun classes . Not special SWAT TactICAL XTREME ROPES COURSE FIREWALK **** ... but the local classes you can find through your county sheriff's department and gun ranges .

3rd step : Buy a pistol you like and apply for permit to carry it **

*I mean I guess you could be a totaly spineless paranoid bitch and skip step one .

** you will more than likely also end up with a shotgun and/or rifle for the house and zombies .

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 12:02am

For a relatively short time (maybe 5 years or so) I have seen way too many of these ninja LARP retards.

This neither surprises nor angers me. Have fun in your pajamas swinging around a douche-saber, fag.

**DHume** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 2:49am

Great, thanks for all the useless info you bunch of queers.

Your responses have confirmed that MMA is the place for me. I bet after a month of MMA training, I could kick the **** out of any of you gayboys.

What a bunch of fucking pussies.

**test1234** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 4:12am

hi-five

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 5:15am

Originally Posted by DHume

Great, thanks for all the useless info you bunch of queers.

Your responses have confirmed that MMA is the place for me. I bet after a month of MMA training, I could kick the **** out of any of you gayboys.

What a bunch of fucking pussies.

Continued use of homophobic slurs will result in being banned.

Also, harden the **** up.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 5:25am

lol@the troll.
now write an essay on the female orgasm.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 5:53am

I think he's projecting derauslander.

**Rubberduck** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 7:03am

Originally Posted by Backfistmonkey

Completely logical train of thought . That is like serious self defense 101 .

1st step :Drop the fantasy world and learn how to defend yourself with hard training against full resistance .*

2nd step : Shoot lots of guns and take lots of gun classes . Not special SWAT TactICAL XTREME ROPES COURSE FIREWALK **** ... but the local classes you can find through your county sheriff's department and gun ranges .

3rd step : Buy a pistol you like and apply for permit to carry it **

But Master, what about AIDS needles and lava? Do we not need to train against them?

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 5/03/2010 7:44am

Originally Posted by DHume

Great, thanks for all the useless info you bunch of queers.

Your responses have confirmed that MMA is the place for me. I bet after a month of MMA training, I could kick the **** out of any of you gayboys.

What a bunch of fucking pussies.

A credentialed correspondant for Internet Tough Guy Magazine? Forgive me, I didn't know.