Posted On:5/04/2010 6:12pm
Bdang's training theory thread - No BS MMA and Martial Arts
Now iz BBQ Timez?
Posted On:5/04/2010 8:00pm
Style: TKD, Relson GJJ, Judo
Originally Posted by Cayvmann
Let me see. Get my head beat in, and end up retarded, OR bite a dick and run like a Kenyan. I'll go with biting the dick and worry about the psychological ramifications later, with my fully functioning brain pan. I don't suspect I will suffer much in the second scenario.
Quoted for truth and honesty. Any of y'all out there that think that it is too ghey to bite a guy in the nads rather than take a beating are fooling yourself. Just wait until that first punch lands.
Mushi mo atsui hodo
Originally Posted by chuey
...Well **** if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi **** I have heard in ages.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but
Three rights make a left.
Posted On:5/04/2010 10:28pm
Has anyone read "House to House"?
If you try to stand up out of mount, insurgents will bite you on the penis. The appropriate counter is to promptly stab them to death with your gerber multi-tool.
Next time a homeless fallujah insurgent tries to accost you on the way to your car, you'll be prepared.
Posted On:5/05/2010 9:31am
Style: Muay Thai
That is exactly why you should ALWAYS wear your steel cup around.
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