4/20/2010 11:57pm, #1
I'm better than you; prove me wrong-
During a championship kickboxng match we were supposed to fight for the 190lbs champonshps. My opponent came in 12lbs overweight. I said "**** this bullshit we're fighting".
My opponent''s team mate knocked out my team mate in 35 seconds of the first round. My newly wed wife begged me not to take the fight as she sat in the front row. I told her it wasn't going to happen.
Durng the first round my opponent hit me so hard I fell out of the ring. He broke my jaw, dislocated my rib.
In the third round I ko'd my opponent to take the title. In disbelief I pointed to my wife and yelled " I love you" I fell backwards and did a kip up as the crowd yelled "You're the man" over and over again.
You watch movies, I've lived it.
Beat that one bitches.
(BTW I married my wife after dating her for 3 weeks. I'm still married to her today after 11 years.)
4/20/2010 11:58pm, #2
BTW this is the place where you tell you're cool stories.
4/20/2010 11:59pm, #3
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That was you?Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
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4/21/2010 1:01am, #4
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Yes Omega is the only man Chuck Norris fears. Also a little known fact he has the theme to rocky playing on a loop so that everywhere he goes people know whos coming and to get out of the way.
4/21/2010 1:02am, #5
The nutriding is strong with this one.
4/21/2010 1:03am, #6Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
4/21/2010 1:06am, #7
My stories pale in comparison ... I have a small one.
I had a guy at school who was a bully towards me, he was pretty much my size (lightweight) but always had his 'tough' mates to back him up. So he saw this as a Golden ticket to be a douche bag whenever he could inside and outside of school.
About a year after school had ended, I entered a local tournament when who should line up on the opposite side of the mat, but this guy.
I proceeded to belt the **** out of him for 2.5 minutes. Never, ever heard from him again since that day, it was a good day :)
4/21/2010 1:28am, #8
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Search function n00b :)
... I'm kidding, please don't kick my ass.
4/21/2010 1:41am, #9
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4/21/2010 1:46am, #10
I'm almost as cool. I'm friend with a dude who runs a Kung Fu school up in Santa Barbara. Yah bitches...Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel