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    Quote Originally Posted by Skepticus View Post
    If war with China ever breaks out, I sure hope we have a solution for this:

    YouTube- Chinese Military Shovel WJQ-308 (HQ + Full length)
    Solution? Sure: tactical nuclear warhead. They'll never get close enough to go all MacGuyver on us.

    Suspect we're too wimpy and green to use nukes? Yeah, me too. (And... maybe that's a good thing...) I guess we'll have to wait for the Red Dawn remake to find out if we can answer the Chinese e-tool's threat.

    How about a tomahawk?
    YouTube- Cold Steel Rifleman's Hawk (Tomahawks)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBliss View Post
    is there anything that shovel CAN'T do?????
    It cannot love.

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    My snow shovel looks like a ***** by comparison.

    It cannot love.
    The hollow handle can be lubricated and used for masturbatorial purposes, however.

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    Add a gun and a candy dispenser and the chinese military is set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    It cannot love.
    lmao oh Mr. Machette
    :5moped:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenOfAnger View Post
    I am not the only one who thought of the Shoveler from Mystery Men, am I?


    Nope.

    Entrenching tools have been used in H2H combat since WW1 trench warfare. The Russians really ran with it training-wise during the 20th century.


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    Is he blocking that bayonet with his foot?
    "Boxing is the art of hitting an opponent from the furthest distance away, exposing the least amount of your body while getting into position to punch with maximum leverage and not getting hit."
    Kenny Weldon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sang View Post
    Is he blocking that bayonet with his foot?
    That would depend on your sense of perspective.

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    I have been trying to find the shovel fighting lesson from all quiet on the western front. The Ernest Borgnine one.
    And have failed miserbly but that was the bit that has ever since sold me the idea of a shovel as a weapon.

    and here is some guy throwing the cold steel one

    YouTube- throwing shovel
    Last edited by gregaquaman; 5/02/2010 12:26am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conde Koma View Post
    isn't there already a thread just like this one?
    Apparently you don't appreciate the magnitude of this amazing tool.

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