Originally Posted by BudoMonkey
Originally Posted by Osaka peach
. . . And when, exactly, was it established that it was rape?
Oops... excuse me, folks. I was looking for the "How do headbutt?" thread.
I'll just be on my way now. Don't worry, I didn't see nothin'.
Only on Bullshido will a question about applying a head butt turn into a two page discussion on the merits of suplexing a rapist dog while a Herr Kaiser shits on them both. One could say we have strayed from the topic on hand.
To the OP, try headbutting a brick wall until it doesn't hurt, then move on to headbutting a knife. It may hurt at first, but that's just your chi getting used to it. Keep practicing!
We already know there's no such thing as chi, but everyone in India says there are chakras, and Indians are always right. Just ask Lebell.
Originally Posted by CoffeeFan
Furthermore, I maintain that the dog was the one being raped.
Kama Sutra blue belt.
Originally Posted by Emevas
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
Head butt/ Doggy style??? I am disturbed.
Op- listen to Mr. Coffee. He is an almost professional.
The important thing to remember is that as dangerous and unpredictable as headbutts are, buttheads are even more so.
As far as the OP question, you do have Soke to seek out for your training.
"Internal Iron Head Training"
as taught by GRANDMASTER SOKE JEROME “CURLY” HOWARD
10th Dan & Inheritor,
Twelve Buddha Internal Iron Head Style
8th Dan, Hungry Fat Monkey Style
Creator, Defense Against the Double Eye Poke Technique
Listen up OP, I can help prove the effectiveness of the head butt. I will require you sign a legal waiver because the resulting broken nose will require medical attention and I can't have you suing me for the costs incurred now, can I?
Put your forehead in their face