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    Quote Originally Posted by Pilgrim View Post
    Aw dude, pedo-Clocktower.

    This inspires me to rape a few more koans.
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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    That you knew this was from the first Clocktower makes me hope you have an equally cool sister that I can court.

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    What is the sound of one hand fapping?
    "I'm reluctant to sound like a total fa66ot as well, but my background in sculpture gave me an edge in understanding how we're expected to move thru space." - The Other Other Serge

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    Come closer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Sorry, Lil', but I couldn't type any more if I was fapping.

    Actually, I often faint while doing that.

    It's like running on three legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    but mindfully.
    Bud for the Buddha!!!

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    Bed for the Bedder?




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    My right wing extremist Buddhist prayer circle is appeased, for now.
    But I'll be back tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
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    Arrgghh!
    Blood for the Blood God!

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    Right Wing Buddhist Fundamentalist Koan For The Day

    This is a special shout-out to Der.



    There once was an old woman who had supported a monk over 20 years. She built him a shelter and fed him while he was meditating. Finally she wondered just what progress he had made in all this time.


    To find out, she obtained the help of a horny asian girl. "Go and embrace him," she told her, "and then ask him suddenly: 'What now?'" The girl called upon the monk and without much ado caressed him, asking him what he was going to do about it.

    The monk, who was well skilled in his art, saw at a glance the girl's intention, so he invited her to leave her sword outside before entering the room for a tea ceremony, explaining the Cha-no-yu represents peacefulness itself.

    The girl would not listen to this. "I am a warrior," she said. "I always have my sword with me. Cha-no-yu or no Cha-no-yu, I have my sword."
    "Very well. Bring your sword in and have some tea," consented the monk.

    The kettle was boiling on the charcoal fire. Suddenly the monk tipped it over. Hissing steam arose, filling the room with smoke and ashes. The startled girl ran outside.

    The monk apologized. "It was my mistake. Come back in and have some tea. I have your sword here covered with ashes and will clean it and give it to you."

    In this predicament the girl realized she could not very well kill the monk, so the old woman came down and burned his hut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
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