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    Quantum pendant to boost your MA power.

    I wasn't sure where to put this, so here it goes.

    I've been hearing about these pendants a lot lately, so I did a quick search and found a site. I was surprise to see the amount of testimonies they have from martial art practitioners.
    http://fusionexcel.com/testimonial_list.html


    Okay bullies, spill it out. How many of you wear one too?


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    Only if it increases my critical hit percentage.

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    What the **** is so "Quantum" about that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon View Post
    Only if it increases my critical hit percentage.
    over 9000
    Quote Originally Posted by OnceLost View Post
    Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapruder View Post
    over 9000
    and only on caturdays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon View Post
    Only if it increases my critical hit percentage.
    You're supposed to stack strength and rating as a DPS.

    That reminds of the episode of Bullshit when P&T had people walking around Grapevine Mills Mall with fake magnets (cardboard cut to look a magnet from the ACME catalog) swearing that it was working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitandrun View Post
    Okay bullies, spill it out. How many of you wear one too?
    I wear one...

    on my junk.

    Sure, going to the bathroom is awkward. I've destroyed many a toilet with the powerful stream of Chi flowing at full power. I've passed out at times because it was so overwhelming. When I come to, I'm surrounded by shards of ceramic, floaters, and a sense of oneness with the world.

    Sometimes I need to take it off; a glowing crotch is a bit awkward at the movie theater. People around me give me strange looks to the point where I have to explain that I'm harvesting Chi in my pants. Somebody actually called the cops. THE NERVE! I even told them it was on 'vibrate' so that it wouldn't sound out when I randomly increase dan levels on a daily basis just by wearing the pendant.

    I'm still in search of a pair of pants that can withstand the incredible power of my crotch now. Even the Chuck Norris party pants can't hold up to my Crotch of Fury. I've settled on a pair of biohazard suit pants for now. It is getting expensive going through 4 pairs a day.

    Non-MA practitioners don't understand. That is why I feel comfortable telling the story here. I'm surround by like-minded people who understand the need for powerful groin Chi.

    Oh, by the way... my crotch says "Hi".

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    What good is boosting my mana pool if I can't even do a hadoken yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    I wear one...

    on my junk.

    Sure, going to the bathroom is awkward. I've destroyed many a toilet with the powerful stream of Chi flowing at full power. I've passed out at times because it was so overwhelming. When I come to, I'm surrounded by shards of ceramic, floaters, and a sense of oneness with the world.

    Sometimes I need to take it off; a glowing crotch is a bit awkward at the movie theater. People around me give me strange looks to the point where I have to explain that I'm harvesting Chi in my pants. Somebody actually called the cops. THE NERVE! I even told them it was on 'vibrate' so that it wouldn't sound out when I randomly increase dan levels on a daily basis just by wearing the pendant.

    I'm still in search of a pair of pants that can withstand the incredible power of my crotch now. Even the Chuck Norris party pants can't hold up to my Crotch of Fury. I've settled on a pair of biohazard suit pants for now. It is getting expensive going through 4 pairs a day.

    Non-MA practitioners don't understand. That is why I feel comfortable telling the story here. I'm surround by like-minded people who understand the need for powerful groin Chi.

    Oh, by the way... my crotch says "Hi".
    With the +10 fuzzy gloves of teabagging, you would be invincible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex View Post
    With the +10 fuzzy gloves of teabagging, you would be invincible.
    Do not tease.

    Those are but a legend.

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