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    Taco Bell sucks. It ain't even t3h R3a1 M3X1C4N Food.
    Chipotle's is better. ( even though this one isn't that mexican either. )

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    vaquero de las nalgas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu-Jitsu View Post
    I also have no clue about this...taco bell:P. Its like burritos etc right?

    How does it rank up against burger king, macd's, subway, kfc and all that?

    Stu xD
    When you write, "like burritos" you are correct, in that they appear to be like burritos, but in fact are a sort of dietary Trojan horse.

    Pretty much any of those establishments you have mentioned will cause stomach pain after the initial high carb/fat coma wears off. Within an hour, flatulence will increase, followed by projectile diarrhea. The added feature of Taco Bell ( and some other spicy items from KFC ) is that the diarrhea is accompanied by a burning sensation in the anus. In some cases, the sensation will be so severe that you might imagine that your sphincter has been lacerated with a razor lathered with cayenne pepper. Or perhaps in the most severe instance, as though your entire rectum has turned inside out and been splashed with drain cleaner.

    Most people here in Arizona will avoid Taco Bell like the plague. There are plenty of real Mexican drive through that offer higher quality, authentic food at a fraction of what the others charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman View Post
    Just don't ask me about the three seashells...
    Man, your going to need them when that Taco Bell runs it's course...

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    Experienced Taco Bell consumers know to use a full packet of fire sauce with each item to sterilize any food born pathogens

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    You don't know Demolition Man!?! Unfortunate. Do they only play Disney movies in your neck of the woods, shelbydeth?

    Who needs the three seashells? I'd have a years supply of toilet paper within an hour of being reanimated in 2032.

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    yeah, rereading it, that's what It looks like to me as well. Not what I meant, I was referring to the flatulence that occurs after said burrito begins digestion.

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