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    You still look like BJ Penn's and Wanderlei Silva's test tube baby. You have nothing to brag about ya ugly bastard.

    <3 U OMEGA

    My only story of conquest is when I once copped head from two chicks.

    I also one time TALKED my way out of getting jumped by a couple of kids with base ball bats. Until my friends came around and beat their asses. Good times.

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    Once when I was a kid, me and 3 friends were in my back yard throwing kitchen knives at the trees. I threw one that missed the tree and, by fluke, stuck itself solidly in between 2 of the bricks in the back yard wall. It was a pretty sick moment in my childhood. I also once beat on a bully that was about a foot taller than me and a lot heavier with a pogo stick and didn't get in trouble for it.

    Face it Omega, Pogo Stick Beatdown > Rocky Balboa Plot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    my copy of the book keeps blowing smoke in my eyes when i get to the last chapter.

    you still need to lighten up a bit. i mean, damn, the dog episode doesn't affect you????
    I'll just find a Hyrkanian archer to cry for me

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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    I've thrown and tapped Omega. I also once took down and submitted someone with one hand behind my back (literally)
    AAHWW you sadist!!!
    HaVE you no heart?
    The omega took you in, treated you as his own and taught you everything.
    now he is in the autumn of his life you use it against him?
    you, young man, should be very very ashamed of yourself.
    nah-ah-ah! i don't wanna hear it.
    no buts.
    there's a corner.
    you know what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard619 View Post

    he stands up facing me. Laughing he starts mouthing off and goes to push me. Without hesitating i grab his wrist, hit him in the neck and force him to the ground in a supine wrist lock. He starts squirming and i tighten my grip.
    omgomgomgomg!

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
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    fuckin' magnets, i know how they work
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it Join us... or die
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    I can fart and burp at the same time.

    I win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - Joe View Post
    I can fart and burp at the same time.

    I win!
    You are one global warming causing catastophic ozone destroying earth killing machine. The polar ice cap melts in your honor.

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    Not on Youtube :-/

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    There were some pop tarts stuck in a vending machine and after my friends kicked the **** out of the machine I tapped it with my hand whilst saying "It's all in the wrist" and the pop tarts dropped. I intended for this to be a joke but the fuckers actually fell.

    *realizes he's talking about scoring pop tarts*

    Dear god my life sucks...

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