You still look like BJ Penn's and Wanderlei Silva's test tube baby. You have nothing to brag about ya ugly bastard.
<3 U OMEGA
My only story of conquest is when I once copped head from two chicks.
I also one time TALKED my way out of getting jumped by a couple of kids with base ball bats. Until my friends came around and beat their asses. Good times.
Once when I was a kid, me and 3 friends were in my back yard throwing kitchen knives at the trees. I threw one that missed the tree and, by fluke, stuck itself solidly in between 2 of the bricks in the back yard wall. It was a pretty sick moment in my childhood. I also once beat on a bully that was about a foot taller than me and a lot heavier with a pogo stick and didn't get in trouble for it.
Face it Omega, Pogo Stick Beatdown > Rocky Balboa Plot.
I'll just find a Hyrkanian archer to cry for me
Originally Posted by White Kimbo
AAHWW you sadist!!!
Originally Posted by CoffeeFan
HaVE you no heart?
The omega took you in, treated you as his own and taught you everything.
now he is in the autumn of his life you use it against him?
you, young man, should be very very ashamed of yourself.
nah-ah-ah! i don't wanna hear it.
there's a corner.
you know what to do.
Originally Posted by alucard619
fuckin' magnets, i know how they work
I can fart and burp at the same time.
You are one global warming causing catastophic ozone destroying earth killing machine. The polar ice cap melts in your honor.
Originally Posted by Goju - Joe
There were some pop tarts stuck in a vending machine and after my friends kicked the **** out of the machine I tapped it with my hand whilst saying "It's all in the wrist" and the pop tarts dropped. I intended for this to be a joke but the fuckers actually fell.
*realizes he's talking about scoring pop tarts*
Dear god my life sucks...
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