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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    During a championship kickboxng match we were supposed to fight for the 190lbs champonshps. My opponent came in 12lbs overweight. I said "**** this bullshit we're fighting".

    My opponent''s team mate knocked out my team mate in 35 seconds of the first round. My newly wed wife begged me not to take the fight as she sat in the front row. I told her it wasn't going to happen.

    Durng the first round my opponent hit me so hard I fell out of the ring. He broke my jaw, dislocated my rib.

    In the third round I ko'd my opponent to take the title. In disbelief I pointed to my wife and yelled " I love you" I fell backwards and did a kip up as the crowd yelled "You're the man" over and over again.

    You watch movies, I've lived it.

    Beat that one bitches.


    (BTW I married my wife after dating her for 3 weeks. I'm still married to her today after 11 years.)
    I think Richard Norton was the bad guy in that movie.

    Good lord.
    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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    Oh wait, actually my best story is that I broke my ribs in round 2 of an 8 man kumite SAMBO ranking test and completed the next 2 hours after that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    Oh wait, actually my best story is that I broke my ribs in round 2 of an 8 man kumite SAMBO ranking test and completed the next 2 hours after that too.
    oh wait you're that ****** who cant his fight his way out of a paper bag!
    DTT anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by devilboy7778 View Post
    I came up with this thread idea like a week ago entitled your best martial art moment....
    This thread isnt about best martial arts moments. its about best/most awesome moments in your life, EVER. for instance, I recently soloed Sartharion in 10 man mode with no drakes in World of Warcraft. Everyone can Suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wizwar31 View Post
    This thread isnt about best martial arts moments. its about best/most awesome moments in your life, EVER. for instance, I recently soloed Sartharion in 10 man mode with no drakes in World of Warcraft. Everyone can Suck it.
    Beat the cheapness that is SETH on very hard FRIST TRY...with a xbox controller WITH RYU...on my SECOND ARCADE TRY :P

    (SF4 btw....and shame on you if you dont know this.)

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    When I was eleven years old I went to Sports Chalet to take a sample Scuba diving lesson. Before my lesson started, I saw a kid who was about the same age start crying because he thought he was drowning. A month later, I got my license with the second best grades in my adult class. Suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wizwar31 View Post
    This thread isnt about best martial arts moments. its about best/most awesome moments in your life, EVER. for instance, I recently soloed Sartharion in 10 man mode with no drakes in World of Warcraft. Everyone can Suck it.
    In that case I dribbled the ball through some kids legs during basketball and I suck at basketball.:XX3d:

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    I've thrown and tapped Omega. I also once took down and submitted someone with one hand behind my back (literally)
    Last edited by CoffeeFan; 4/21/2010 9:19pm at .

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    I once beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Just kidding, all of my fight stories end in shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayman101 View Post
    I once beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Just kidding, all of my fight stories end in shame.
    as do mine, so i only brag about my victories over 3d sprites.

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