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  1. Omega Supreme is offline

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     Style: Chinese Boxing

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    I'm better than you; prove me wrong-

    During a championship kickboxng match we were supposed to fight for the 190lbs champonshps. My opponent came in 12lbs overweight. I said "**** this bullshit we're fighting".

    My opponent''s team mate knocked out my team mate in 35 seconds of the first round. My newly wed wife begged me not to take the fight as she sat in the front row. I told her it wasn't going to happen.

    Durng the first round my opponent hit me so hard I fell out of the ring. He broke my jaw, dislocated my rib.

    In the third round I ko'd my opponent to take the title. In disbelief I pointed to my wife and yelled " I love you" I fell backwards and did a kip up as the crowd yelled "You're the man" over and over again.

    You watch movies, I've lived it.

    Beat that one bitches.


    (BTW I married my wife after dating her for 3 weeks. I'm still married to her today after 11 years.)
  2. Omega Supreme is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    BTW this is the place where you tell you're cool stories.
  3. Tom Kagan is offline
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    Posted On:
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    That was you?
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
  4. HereBeADragon is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Limalama, Judo & BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Yes Omega is the only man Chuck Norris fears. Also a little known fact he has the theme to rocky playing on a loop so that everywhere he goes people know whos coming and to get out of the way.
  5. battlefields is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The nutriding is strong with this one.
  6. Steve is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
    That was you?
    Yeah, I thought it was Tom (now this is really weird).
  7. ADM is offline
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     Style: Kyokushin Karate / BJJ

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    My stories pale in comparison ... I have a small one.

    I had a guy at school who was a bully towards me, he was pretty much my size (lightweight) but always had his 'tough' mates to back him up. So he saw this as a Golden ticket to be a douche bag whenever he could inside and outside of school.

    About a year after school had ended, I entered a local tournament when who should line up on the opposite side of the mat, but this guy.

    I proceeded to belt the **** out of him for 2.5 minutes. Never, ever heard from him again since that day, it was a good day :)
  8. Ninnong is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Aiki Jujitsu, Kyokushin

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Search function n00b :)

    ... I'm kidding, please don't kick my ass.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post

    Durng the first round my opponent hit me so hard I fell out of the ring. He broke my jaw, dislocated my rib.

    In the third round I ko'd my opponent to take the title.
    Jack Bauer would have done it in two and still had time to save the president's dog.
  10. Pandinha is offline

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    Posted On:
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    supporting memberhall of famestaff
     Style: Muay Thai & BJJ

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    I'm almost as cool. I'm friend with a dude who runs a Kung Fu school up in Santa Barbara. Yah bitches...
    Quote Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".
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