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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    i sleep here:

    Now who's the toughest?
    I NEVER SLEEP

    edit: fucking caps filter. the ONE TIME i want to not post in all lower case...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    I sleep here:


    Now who's the toughest?
    UR MOMZ.
    cuz she bought it

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    I sleep here:


    Now who's the toughest?
    Do you enjoy balls to the face on the mat?
    Do you enjoy grappling sweaty men in the ring?
    Do you have an unusual fixation with the full guard?
    Now you can enjoy all these great things in your very own UFC bed.
    Be the coolest kid on the block. Invite your friends for a slumber party.

    Brought to you by the makers of daterape cough syrup. Got a cough? Your ass is about to get raped.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    UR MOMZ.
    cuz she bought it
    You're right. And she thinks you're #1:



    You're #1! You're #1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    I sleep here:


    Now who's the toughest?
    You should totally put a black light over the bed. Wait a minute...nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    I sleep here:


    Now who's the toughest?
    I'm so tough that I snuck into your house and took a picture of your REAL bedroom.


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    Censoring my thread title just proves I'm way too hardcore up in this piece. I know you can't handle it real.



    That's a friggin dogtag right there son. In no way disrespecting real soldiers or anything. Keepin in street all up in the cage, bitch.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tenebrous View Post
    Because I'm getting these:






    Bitches better recognize.
    Your parents must be ecstatic on the fine example of an bipedal anthropoid they raised.

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    No one is tougher than me bro! I eat these shits for breakfast... a few more months and I'll totally be like Fedor.


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    I want a SAMBO LEMON!

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