Posted On:6/03/2010 12:53pm
Style: BJJ, bad MT, ringworm fu
Everyone knows Chael Sonnen (R) is the world's greatest MMA troll. We've all had hours of enjoyment from his increasingly entertaining tweets, youtube videos, and shoot interviews.
However, scouring the internet for Sonnenisms can be a time consuming process. So, while we wait for UFC 117, lets throw up Chael's best tweets and troll interviews in one easy thread!
I will start us off with some gems from the last week:
YouTube- Chael Sonnen Thinks The Light Heavyweight Division Is A Joke!
Chael thinks the 205 division is a joke, especially guys who leave to go do a movie, then come back and do the reality show. Chael would like to beat down said actors.
A few tweets http://twitter.com/sonnench:
Chael Sonnen tweets - "Ed [Soares], pray to whatever Demon effigy you prance and dance in front of with your piglet tribe of savages that I decide not to CRUCIFY you."
Chael hates Demon Pygmies!
A.S. Your run is T- 70 days. I'm not a math teacher from Ohio, I'm a gangster from Oregon. Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey.
Chael is Gangsta!
U kids pulled ur dingy up to USS SONNEN, ur going to reap the consequences. I'm going to treat u so many diff ways, ur bound to like 1 of em
Not even sure what this means.
Post em as you find em!
Posted On:6/03/2010 1:55pm
I didn't like him before, but I'm really starting to dig Sonnen.
Posted On:6/03/2010 8:40pm
Style: Gym drifter
Always liked Chael. Style reminded me of a young Randy, also he's the only one who's got the balls to rip on bigger named fighters instead of just stare in awe...
Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"
"That was grappling. Real MMA."
"Where do I go for that?"
I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.
I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
Posted On:6/03/2010 9:13pm
he just talked $hit on a bunch of ppl and some how he made it sound like a good...
Posted On:6/03/2010 9:34pm
Chael is a strange breed, but entertaining nonetheless.
Make him a coach on TUF with Phil Baroni.
Posted On:6/04/2010 12:49am
i can't wait for anderson to tear this guy's head off.
Posted On:6/04/2010 1:11am
Style: Kyokushin Karate / BJJ
We'll see how goo Anderson's take down defence is against Chael I guess.
Posted On:6/04/2010 1:39am
Style: Ronin wannabe
Marginally related, someone at THQ has Chael's balls deep in their mouth. In UFC Undisputed 2010, Chael is nigh-unbeatable when controlled by the CPU (when the **** did he become a brilliant and untouchable striker?), and Anderson Silva has terrible, terrible boxing.
Posted On:6/04/2010 2:49am
Sonnen is funny but not in a way I think he intends to be.
Posted On:6/04/2010 3:36am
Dammit I was gonna make this thread.
I hate this guy, he's a proper right wing Fucktard - but I'll admit he does make me laugh.
latest comments on his twitter page...
Last edited by Kambei Shimada; 6/04/2010 3:43am at .
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