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    Bring a lesbian couple with you dude that should keep the pressure off of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninnong View Post
    Bring a lesbian couple with you dude that should keep the pressure off of you.
    I want attention, why would I not want people to see him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sley View Post
    I want attention, why would I not want people to see him?
    Fine then here's plan B. You either bring your gi with you in a duffel bag or keep it under your clothes and when your in the middle of the party just change into your gi. No one with the power to kick you out will notice and the other party-goers will be forced to "respect your authority" and not tell the principal because of your awesome gi. Unless you're really fat. Are you?
    Last edited by Ninnong; 4/10/2010 1:12am at . Reason: I just realized I'm not a noob anymore! Yes!

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    Here's what Sun Tzu would recommend, if asked something like this by the King of Wu: Dress normally for the occasion, but show up drunk as ****, with a goat and two hookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J_Treez View Post
    Here's what Sun Tzu would recommend, if asked something like this by the King of Wu: Dress normally for the occasion, but show up drunk as ****, with a goat and two hookers.
    can I have transexual hookers?

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    Wait you're fine with transexual hookers but not lesbians? You sexist bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninnong View Post
    Wait you're fine with transexual hookers but not lesbians? You sexist bastard!
    So do I have to have Asian, black, Latino, and poor hookers, of the Gay straight, and Tran-sexual kind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sley View Post
    So do I have to have Asian, black, Latino, and poor hookers, of the Gay straight, and Tran-sexual kind?
    Congratulations, you're now politically correct.:eatbabies

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    Any kind of hooker will do. It's like a finger pointing at the moon. *smack* Don't concentrate on the finger, or you'll miss all that heavenly glory! Concentrate on the goat.

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    Also take a crash course in capoeira in case someone challenges you to a fight.

    Let's face it--a dance off is the way real men settle things.

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