How come they won't let me ware my Gi to prom?

[Ninnong]

Bring a lesbian couple with you dude that should keep the pressure off of you.

[Sley]

Bring a lesbian couple with you dude that should keep the pressure off of you.

I want attention, why would I not want people to see him?

[Ninnong]

I want attention, why would I not want people to see him?

Fine then here's plan B. You either bring your gi with you in a duffel bag or keep it under your clothes and when your in the middle of the party just change into your gi. No one with the power to kick you out will notice and the other party-goers will be forced to "respect your authority" and not tell the principal because of your awesome gi. Unless you're really fat. Are you?

[J_Treez]

Here's what Sun Tzu would recommend, if asked something like this by the King of Wu: Dress normally for the occasion, but show up drunk as ****, with a goat and two hookers.

[Sley]

Here's what Sun Tzu would recommend, if asked something like this by the King of Wu: Dress normally for the occasion, but show up drunk as ****, with a goat and two hookers.

can I have transexual hookers?

[Ninnong]

Wait you're fine with transexual hookers but not lesbians? You sexist bastard!

[Sley]

Wait you're fine with transexual hookers but not lesbians? You sexist bastard!

So do I have to have Asian, black, Latino, and poor hookers, of the Gay straight, and Tran-sexual kind?

[Ninnong]

So do I have to have Asian, black, Latino, and poor hookers, of the Gay straight, and Tran-sexual kind?

Congratulations, you're now politically correct.:eatbabies

[J_Treez]

Any kind of hooker will do. It's like a finger pointing at the moon. *smack* Don't concentrate on the finger, or you'll miss all that heavenly glory! Concentrate on the goat.

[tao.jonez]

Also take a crash course in capoeira in case someone challenges you to a fight.

Let's face it--a dance off is the way real men settle things.