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    Pure poetry mate! The Bible according to Omega!

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    I remember hearing some **** about Easter just being a bastardized version of a pagan holiday about bunnies and reproduction.

    I like this version much better then the original christian or pagan one though.

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    *my text to a buddy this morning:*

    "Happy Easter. Now go out and put chicken eggs everywhere, which happen to be miraculously filled with chocolate, and were delivered by a rabbit-to celebrate Our Lord's ressurection.
    Makes sense right?"

    Spring, renewal, rejuvination, candy, candy, candy.
    Another pivitol moment in mankinds history USURPED by Mars and Hallmark!

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    you guys suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmyhra View Post
    you guys suck
    Why would you say that? Looking for a date?:biblethum

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    i'll be looking forward to your next story on christmas.

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    Sadly, no zombie Jesus manifested himself in the hood. We were, however, graced by our other holiday friend - the Ether Bunny!

    http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/ether.asp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    This angered the lord "Bring only non fat to me!" and he smited the coffee bearer and he ate the elder's brain.
    You almost had me until I noticed a major hole in your theology:

    The past tense of "smite" is actually "smote."

    We can't consider this cannon until you fix your spelling mistakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squerlli View Post
    I remember hearing some **** about Easter just being a bastardized version of a pagan holiday about bunnies and reproduction
    Nah, it's pure coincidence that it happens to coincide with the spring equinox.

    Honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttankzero View Post
    You almost had me until I noticed a major hole in your theology:

    The past tense of "smite" is actually "smote."

    We can't consider this cannon until you fix your spelling mistakes.
    Damnit. I seriously was trying to figure that one out. I was like "smited?...Nah."

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