Posted On:4/02/2010 9:59pm
Okay, maybe it's a little early to say he'll be an MMA star, but his punching technique is already scary.
And to get it out of the way....
You see this kid, Ralph Severe and Jason Stork? A five year old has better punching technique than you worthless ninjai!
Punch babies + punt kittens + hail cthulu
Posted On:4/02/2010 11:33pm
Style: On My Grind MMA
His dad must have beat the technique into him pretty damn hard.
Russians: teaching with violence since 3000 B.C.
Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless
From the bottom of my heart I have to say **** you. Not just **** you in a point of rage and disgust but I direct the energy to you parents or who ever raised you. I reach back to the origin of the word **** in order draw from it's raw power. This **** you should pale in comparison to any other **** you that you've encountered in your life. By me saying **** you in this manner soembody that you know should become impregnated. So **** you and that chia pet you have living between your nose and your lip that you called a mustache. **** you.:new_all_c
Posted On:4/03/2010 4:15am
Style: Muay Thai
Damn, even his bit of footwork was already nice.
I want to give the kid a nickname. The Destroyer.
Posted On:4/03/2010 4:24am
That kid is awesome.
"The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
Posted On:4/03/2010 6:21am
Style: Gym drifter
That kid rocks.
this guy doesn't tho
Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"
"That was grappling. Real MMA."
"Where do I go for that?"
I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.
I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
Posted On:4/03/2010 6:34am
Style: Drunken Judo
I just shat my pants off.
Posted On:4/03/2010 6:38am
Posted On:4/03/2010 9:38am
Style: blunt trauma
Note to self: When visiting Russia, wear a cup.
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