Anyone seen GIRLFIGHT?

**Alucard619** · Posted On: 4/02/2010 9:51pm

Ryu and Ken's fighting style can even be called a mix of various arts aside from Karate.

Originally Posted by "Alex

while i have a huge crush on rodriguez

You too? If given the chance I'd pound her like a rabbit on steroids.

**Lily** · Posted On: 4/02/2010 10:24pm

Or more likely she'd pound your ass with a rabbit on steroids.

**The Fake Macoy** · Posted On: 4/02/2010 11:10pm

Originally Posted by KidSpatula

Man this thread reminds me of this movie I rented from Blockbuster because it was about a female muaythai fighter. Well it turned out to be this very compelling story of a strange karate instructor who trains one of his female students to fight as a professional muaythai fighter. After winning her 4th fight she decides to take on the men's heavyweight world champion (who was her karate instructor's old rival). They have an epic and very brutal back and forth battle where she ends up pummeling the champ so mercilessly that she kills him. She then goes punch drunk CRAZY and goes on a rampage. Her karate instructor tries to subdue her but her mad crazy rage is too much for him and she kills him too. The end!

I wish I could remember the name of the movie, it was a real gem.

While I'm pretty sure you're joking, if this happens to be a real movie please post the title or clips so we can all appreciate its awesomeness.

**The Question** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 12:42am

Originally Posted by Alucard619

If given the chance I'd pound her like a rabbit on steroids.

That's fucking gross, man. You would pound a rabbit on steroids?

Rabbit fucker.

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 12:59am

Originally Posted by spidersfrommars

Seriously? My sarcasm detector may be broken here but that sounds fucking amazing.

Nope, I wish I could remember the name of the movie because it was so... I dunno it was really fucking terrible but in the most bizarre way.

**Bahuyuddha** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 1:52am

Originally Posted by KidSpatula

Nope, I wish I could remember the name of the movie because it was so... I dunno it was really fucking terrible but in the most bizarre way.

Those are definitely the best kind.

After reading that description, I assumed you were just being sarcastic and made it all up.

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 10:46am

I guess the story was some message about how fighting is bad. The karate instructor was trying to escape his brutal past as a professional fighter but let his top student follow her twisted ideas of "pressure testing her skills" which only led down a road of brutality and death. There's even this really strange scene where one of his 13 year old students comes to him for advice on some bullies at school

Little kid: "These bullies have been picking on me at school, what should I do, sensei?"

Karate instructor: "Well... what do you want to do?"

Little kid: "Well I'm not sure but they sure do make me mad!"

Karate instructor: "Well you could just let it go..." Karate instructor (now with insane face): "Or you could kill them..."

Little kid stares blankly.

Karate instructor (now sane again): "Or you could let it go."

Little kid stares blankly.

Karate instructor (now insane again): "Or you could kill them..."

Little kid stares blankly, then leaves.

**Osaka peach** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 3:41pm

Originally Posted by Lily

Or more likely she'd pound your ass with a rabbit on steroids.

you've got some wicked wits! 3 cheers! :brushteet

**Alucard619** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 3:43pm

Originally Posted by The Question

That's fucking gross, man. You would pound a rabbit on steroids?

Rabbit fucker.

Apparently you didn't get it.

**Osaka peach** · Posted On: 4/03/2010 3:45pm

Originally Posted by KidSpatula

I guess the story was some message about how fighting is bad. The karate instructor was trying to escape his brutal past as a professional fighter but let his top student follow her twisted ideas of "pressure testing her skills" which only led down a road of brutality and death. There's even this really strange scene where one of his 13 year old students comes to him for advice on some bullies at school

Little kid: "These bullies have been picking on me at school, what should I do, sensei?"

Karate instructor: "Well... what do you want to do?"

Little kid: "Well I'm not sure but they sure do make me mad!"

Karate instructor: "Well you could just let it go..." Karate instructor (now with insane face): "Or you could kill them..."

Little kid stares blankly.

Karate instructor (now sane again): "Or you could let it go."

Little kid stares blankly.

Karate instructor (now insane again): "Or you could kill them..."

Little kid stares blankly, then leaves.

martial arts should be used to enforce justice on the playground.