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    Ryu and Ken's fighting style can even be called a mix of various arts aside from Karate.

    Quote Originally Posted by "Alex
    while i have a huge crush on rodriguez
    You too? If given the chance I'd pound her like a rabbit on steroids.

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    Or more likely she'd pound your ass with a rabbit on steroids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidSpatula View Post
    Man this thread reminds me of this movie I rented from Blockbuster because it was about a female muaythai fighter. Well it turned out to be this very compelling story of a strange karate instructor who trains one of his female students to fight as a professional muaythai fighter. After winning her 4th fight she decides to take on the men's heavyweight world champion (who was her karate instructor's old rival). They have an epic and very brutal back and forth battle where she ends up pummeling the champ so mercilessly that she kills him. She then goes punch drunk CRAZY and goes on a rampage. Her karate instructor tries to subdue her but her mad crazy rage is too much for him and she kills him too. The end!

    I wish I could remember the name of the movie, it was a real gem.
    While I'm pretty sure you're joking, if this happens to be a real movie please post the title or clips so we can all appreciate its awesomeness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard619 View Post

    If given the chance I'd pound her like a rabbit on steroids.
    That's fucking gross, man. You would pound a rabbit on steroids?

    Rabbit fucker.
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    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spidersfrommars View Post
    Seriously? My sarcasm detector may be broken here but that sounds fucking amazing.

    Nope, I wish I could remember the name of the movie because it was so... I dunno it was really fucking terrible but in the most bizarre way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KidSpatula View Post
    Nope, I wish I could remember the name of the movie because it was so... I dunno it was really fucking terrible but in the most bizarre way.
    Those are definitely the best kind.

    After reading that description, I assumed you were just being sarcastic and made it all up.

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    I guess the story was some message about how fighting is bad. The karate instructor was trying to escape his brutal past as a professional fighter but let his top student follow her twisted ideas of "pressure testing her skills" which only led down a road of brutality and death. There's even this really strange scene where one of his 13 year old students comes to him for advice on some bullies at school

    Little kid: "These bullies have been picking on me at school, what should I do, sensei?"

    Karate instructor: "Well... what do you want to do?"

    Little kid: "Well I'm not sure but they sure do make me mad!"

    Karate instructor: "Well you could just let it go..." Karate instructor (now with insane face): "Or you could kill them..."

    Little kid stares blankly.

    Karate instructor (now sane again): "Or you could let it go."

    Little kid stares blankly.

    Karate instructor (now insane again): "Or you could kill them..."

    Little kid stares blankly, then leaves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Or more likely she'd pound your ass with a rabbit on steroids.
    you've got some wicked wits! 3 cheers! :brushteet

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    That's fucking gross, man. You would pound a rabbit on steroids?

    Rabbit fucker.
    Apparently you didn't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KidSpatula View Post
    I guess the story was some message about how fighting is bad. The karate instructor was trying to escape his brutal past as a professional fighter but let his top student follow her twisted ideas of "pressure testing her skills" which only led down a road of brutality and death. There's even this really strange scene where one of his 13 year old students comes to him for advice on some bullies at school

    Little kid: "These bullies have been picking on me at school, what should I do, sensei?"

    Karate instructor: "Well... what do you want to do?"

    Little kid: "Well I'm not sure but they sure do make me mad!"

    Karate instructor: "Well you could just let it go..." Karate instructor (now with insane face): "Or you could kill them..."

    Little kid stares blankly.

    Karate instructor (now sane again): "Or you could let it go."

    Little kid stares blankly.

    Karate instructor (now insane again): "Or you could kill them..."

    Little kid stares blankly, then leaves.
    martial arts should be used to enforce justice on the playground.

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