Help me out

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 1:30pm

Go train at his school and then invite him to come to yours. Provided that yours sucks less, that is.

**pauli** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 1:32pm

see, what you're missing is that humans - being human - get hung up on things. there's a whole lot of **** we do for various ostensible reasons, that boil down to belief/faith/superstition. you'll no more succeed in persuading him out of his belief in ninjas than you'll persuade a religious fanatic that he's wrong. it's the same fucking thing. we're better at believing than we are at thinking.

sparring proves he's wrong? that doesn't work. he'd lose in a cage? he's too deadly. girls won't get near him? they're just trying to steal his precious bodily fluids.

**Psycho Dad** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 1:34pm

If it's a real Daido Juku school then it should be awesome.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 1:49pm

Introduce your pal to Semmy Schilt and Caol Uno.

Then ask him to name some awesome ninjers of the same caliber.

When he still refuses to believe, kick his ass. Or skip all the other stuff and just kick his ass.

**Lindz** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 1:54pm

Originally Posted by Ghost_Dog

Thanks for the vids Holy moment and Lindz, I myself doubt anything can convince him but they are fun to watch.

I asked the guy to spar and he said the most ingenious thing - sparing does not work.

We work at the same place.

Talk about cars or something.

**twisted mind** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 1:57pm

If you see him at work, he's not a real ninja. Aren't they supposed to be invisible? Does he appear at the time clock in a cloud of smoke and then disappear once he's clocked in? Aren't ninjas assasins? How many people wind up dead at your job on a daily basis?

**Ghost_Dog** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 2:08pm

Originally Posted by pauli

sparring proves he's wrong? that doesn't work. he'd lose in a cage? he's too deadly. girls won't get near him? they're just trying to steal his precious bodily fluids.

Hahahaha that nearly sums it all up you only forgot the claim that he trains a combat art and all the rest of us (who actually spar and fight) train in sports.
**** if people in feudal Japan trained like he trains with the bujinkan I'm quite surprised Japan still exists today :D

**Ghost_Dog** · Posted On: 3/31/2010 2:12pm

Originally Posted by twisted mind

If you see him at work, he's not a real ninja. Aren't they supposed to be invisible? Does he appear at the time clock in a cloud of smoke and then disappear once he's clocked in? Aren't ninjas assasins? How many people wind up dead at your job on a daily basis?

I guess being a deadly invisible killer ninja is what he does in his night shift :D