Look what I made!

**simonifrius** · Posted On: 3/29/2010 1:12am

Have you been simultaneously raped/neutered by a bar yet?
It's the best...

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 3/29/2010 2:13am

Originally Posted by simonifrius

Have you been simultaneously raped/neutered by a bar yet?
It's the best...

Nope. I probably never will, I'm actually really safe and I won't do anything unless there's an escape plan. This was really just kind of a freak accident. I landed much harder leaps earlier in the day.

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

dude did you get it on tape?

Nah, but I have a bunch of pre-fuckup photos coming up.

Originally Posted by Conde Koma

this is why i don't pk any more. just stick to hitting/throwing/choking people. it's much safer.

It really is.

Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra

Damn, I got a shin opening like that doing some slider glove stuff on a skateboard. Shin gouges suck and take the mustard out of your sparring for a good while. Good luck on the recovery and keep everything clean.

Yeah, I hope I can heal at least enough to compete in a judo tournament next month.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 3/29/2010 2:14am

Originally Posted by shelbydeth

Some of you may want Sirc to die, but what the hell would we talk about then? We would be stuck responding to noobs and their "I have a minor problem HELP ME BULLSHIDO" threads. I've been considering parodying them but I suck at that. Please make a strong recovery Sirc.

You know that I generate about 20% of the traffic here on bullshido?

It's true, I have charts to prove it.

**Dr._Tzun_Tzu** · Posted On: 3/29/2010 10:45am

It is wonderful that your broken ankle has healed so well you can jump between the huts at your continuation school......I don't believe you this time either.

or

Ayn Rand, the goddess of Architecture has struck you down for your blasphemy. Those who tempt her should not let their guard down when attempting to submit concrete structures to Parkour.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 3/29/2010 1:38pm

Originally Posted by Dr._Tzun_Tzu

It is wonderful that your broken ankle has healed so well you can jump between the huts at your continuation school......I don't believe you this time either.

or

Ayn Rand, the goddess of Architecture has struck you down for your blasphemy. Those who tempt her should not let their guard down when attempting to submit concrete structures to Parkour.

Oops. I forgot about my broken ankle.

Uh.... I was attacked by a dog.