Sometimes you really can't fix stupid.

**thatrugbyguy** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 1:31am

Originally Posted by TheRuss

1) pass out
2) **** himself

Ssshhhh, you're giving away the punchline.

**MrGalt** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 5:10am

You ever notice that striking styles' cool self-defense moves are always grappling techniques? I can say truly that my style's response for everything is just about the same.

Q: What do you do if he tries to hit you with X?
A: Block it, hit him back, or get hit with it, then hit him back.

Q: What do you do if he grabs you like this?
A: Hit him with whatever he isn't grabbing.

Yet apparently taekwondo is only a kick-punch style until you're on the deadly streets, then it's wrist and elbow locks only.

**MMAMickey** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 5:44am

Originally Posted by MrGalt

You ever notice that striking styles' cool self-defense moves are always grappling techniques? I can say truly that my style's response for everything is just about the same.

Q: What do you do if he tries to hit you with X?
A: Block it, hit him back, or get hit with it, then hit him back.

Q: What do you do if he grabs you like this?
A: Hit him with whatever he isn't grabbing.

Yet apparently taekwondo is only a kick-punch style until you're on the deadly streets, then it's wrist and elbow locks only.

Its better than boxing's method.

Q: What do you do if he grabs you?
A: Wait for the ref to separate us

**thatrugbyguy** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 5:45am

Originally Posted by MMAMickey

Its better than boxing's method.

Q: What do you do if he grabs you?
A: Wait for the ref to separate us

Aren't you supposed to bite his ear or something?

**MMAMickey** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 5:48am

Originally Posted by thatrugbyguy

Aren't you supposed to bite his ear or something?

nah thats only for t3h d1rty b0xers.. We have to stand there and if we get taken down just flail wildly.

..or we could to judo's method there

Q: What do you do if he takes you down?
A: TURTLE!

**shelbydeth** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 10:41am

I missed you while you were banned man. No gay.

**adskibullus** · Posted On: 4/01/2010 11:03am

Originally Posted by MrGalt

You ever notice that striking styles' cool self-defense moves are always grappling techniques? I can say truly that my style's response for everything is just about the same.

Q: What do you do if he tries to hit you with X?
A: Block it, hit him back, or get hit with it, then hit him back.

Q: What do you do if he grabs you like this?
A: Hit him with whatever he isn't grabbing.

Yet apparently taekwondo is only a kick-punch style until you're on the deadly streets, then it's wrist and elbow locks only.

lol reminds me of when i did TKD as a kid. we did TKD sparring and self defence drills. all the self defence drills were poorly trained grappling techniques for example we were taught an osoto gari which was trained against a fully compliant partener and we were never taught how to break the opponents grip or to break his balence before attempting the throw.. oh and taught to lead with the wrong foot aswell.

the rest of the self defence stuff was bullshit knife defence using hapkido style wrist locks etc i though that tkd was teh d3adly untill i got older and got slamed by a judo friend many times while trying to prove that tkd was deadly. been doing judo ever since thanks to that painfull lesson.