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    Quote Originally Posted by Whacker View Post
    In all seriousness, I'd be curious to tear one apart and see what the innards are and how it works.
    Supposedly it's just a fine point spoke holding it up at the center.
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    Vaguely related true story. I worked at a catering company in Durham NC and got a call from the Rhine Research Center (parapsychology research).

    As soon as the woman introduced herself I said "I knew you were going to call today."

    She wasn't amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Supposedly it's just a fine point spoke holding it up at the center.
    So it's a compass with no magnet. People will buy/sell anything.

    Next thing they'll invent is pet rocks or some such dumb ****.

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    My chi levels are over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    So it's a compass with no magnet. People will buy/sell anything.

    Next thing they'll invent is pet rocks or some such dumb ****.
    Actually... magic pet rock.


    Place your fingertips on the Cell-Balancer to experience a sense of cellular balance. You are “in circuit” with the transformational energies. Spiritual patterns of transformation flow through your energy pathways, directly into the spiritual cells of the body.

    Featuring tuned harmonic-geometric copper antennas, the Cell-Balancer Plate gently and effectively aligns your cells with your Future Self’s positive blueprint. This activates your cell’s higher potential, and prepares you for our planet’s rapidly quickening spiritual evolution.
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    Try this instead. It's called succu-dry. From the makers of Fleshlight.



    I think it does basically the same thing as the Cell Balancer, only more penis-y.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Try this instead. It's called succu-dry. From the makers of Fleshlight.



    I think it does basically the same thing as the Cell Balancer, only more penis-y.
    Why the **** aren't they marketing this towards Twighlight fans?
    They'd make more money than the shitty action figures.
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    I found this while looking for that video of thermal imaging being used to see ki.
    The video has been removed but if anyone can dig it up it would be much apperciated

    http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread317737/pg1

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    You would buy it if it sparkled.

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