Gauge your Qi: Vitality Meter- anyone play with this?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:20pm

Originally Posted by Whacker

In all seriousness, I'd be curious to tear one apart and see what the innards are and how it works.

Supposedly it's just a fine point spoke holding it up at the center.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:22pm

Vaguely related true story. I worked at a catering company in Durham NC and got a call from the Rhine Research Center (parapsychology research).

As soon as the woman introduced herself I said "I knew you were going to call today."

She wasn't amused.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:24pm

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Supposedly it's just a fine point spoke holding it up at the center.

So it's a compass with no magnet. People will buy/sell anything.

Next thing they'll invent is pet rocks or some such dumb ****.

**Tsukyomi** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:28pm

My chi levels are over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:29pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

So it's a compass with no magnet. People will buy/sell anything.

Next thing they'll invent is pet rocks or some such dumb ****.

Actually... magic pet rock.

Place your fingertips on the Cell-Balancer to experience a sense of cellular balance. You are “in circuit” with the transformational energies. Spiritual patterns of transformation flow through your energy pathways, directly into the spiritual cells of the body.

Featuring tuned harmonic-geometric copper antennas, the Cell-Balancer Plate gently and effectively aligns your cells with your Future Self’s positive blueprint. This activates your cell’s higher potential, and prepares you for our planet’s rapidly quickening spiritual evolution.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:36pm

Try this instead. It's called succu-dry. From the makers of Fleshlight.

I think it does basically the same thing as the Cell Balancer, only more penis-y.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:38pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

Try this instead. It's called succu-dry. From the makers of Fleshlight.

I think it does basically the same thing as the Cell Balancer, only more penis-y.

Why the **** aren't they marketing this towards Twighlight fans?
They'd make more money than the shitty action figures.

**Whacker** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:39pm

Both of you are no longer allowed to post any more in this thread.

**The_Beak** · Posted On: 3/25/2010 2:39pm

I found this while looking for that video of thermal imaging being used to see ki.
The video has been removed but if anyone can dig it up it would be much apperciated

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread317737/pg1