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  1. Evil Solvalou is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    You might get this one:

    This dude's single seater plane crashes in the outback. Close to death from thirst and hunger after several days in the wilderness he comes across a stream and jumps in to take a drink. As he does this he steps on a platypus, killing it. After he drinks as much as he can he picks up the dead platypus, makes a fire and begins to cook it.

    Just as he is about to consume the platypus, a ranger rocks up and arrests him for killing an endangered species.

    In court he explains to the judge his harrowing tale of survival, going to great pains to describe his near death experience. He tells the judge that he was too weak to forage or hunt for food, seeing as though he was starving and that he had no faith that he would be rescued soon, decided to eat it to survive.

    The judge is sympathetic, ruling the man was within his rights to survive by any means necessary, in this case, eating the endangered species through convenience.

    As the man was leaving, the judge asked, "just out of curiosity, what does platypus taste like?"

    The man replied, "sort of a cross between a dolphin and a koala."
    I loled. Here is your reward for the funny.


  2. meat monkey is offline

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    3/22/2010 12:38am


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    +1 on vegemite awesomeness.

    Especially inside a crusty white roll with some cheese, having first put plenty of butter in the role.

    ****. I just had lunch and now I am damn hungry.

    Oh, and I HAVE eaten promite. Vegemite is better.
    Were we still supposed to be talking about Kangaroos or something? ( suddenly I wonder.... would kangaroo go with vegemite? I suspect not.... but then again.. vegemite are made with yeast. Beer is made with yeast. Beer goes with everything.. so... therefore... does vegemite share this self-same property)
  3. Byuki is offline

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    Posted On:
    3/22/2010 1:21am

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    Don't forget about our precious isnack 2.0. That was by far the worst idea ever.
  4. meat monkey is offline

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    3/22/2010 2:32am


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    We were trying to, can't now.

    Haven't actually tried it. Maybe I will buy some today and give it a go.

    Or maybe I will not and retain my self-respect

    what to do oh what to do............
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    3/22/2010 3:43am


     

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    [quote=meat monkey;2337822( suddenly I wonder.... would kangaroo go with vegemite? I suspect not.... but then again.. vegemite are made with yeast. Beer is made with yeast. Beer goes with everything.. so... therefore... does vegemite share this self-same property)[/quote]

    Actually, vegemite smeared over meat before roasting is tasty. Kangaroos are tasty (I suppose venison would be a comparable flavour...) Therefore, smearing a saddle of roo in the mitey veg and roasting it should be so fucking awesome that the english language would be incapable of describing it.
  6. SaintHamish is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicko1 View Post
    Therefore, smearing a saddle of roo in the mitey veg and roasting it should be so fucking awesome that the english language would be incapable of describing it.

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    There are many foodstuffs that can be used for that purpose, sir. Vegemite is not one of them.
  8. meat monkey is offline

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    Slightly off topic...
    sainthamish... your avatar... Is Jesus no longer keeping the sabbath holy? Naughty naughty!
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    3/22/2010 3:10pm


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    The best way to beat Captain Kangaroo is with a Moose. or ping pong balls.

  10. P Marsh is online now

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    The best way to beat Captain Kangaroo is with a Moose. or ping pong balls.

    Man, now I want to see a moose fight a kangaroo. Roo would get destroyed but would still be an entertaining fight.
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