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    Appropriate defence against kangaroo?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...r-assault.html

    Now that's gotta hurt.

    So I'm wondering if anyone has had a run in with a wild animal and come out on top?

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    I was going to recommend wearing clown makeup, but apparently that doesn't work.


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    Resistance is futile
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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    perhaps cat-fu?

    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
    Spoiler:


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    Just goes to show: even the non-human species know boxing is effective. ;)

    People would laugh when I chose Roger in Tekken 2.

    Now I feel vindicated, I tell you.

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    Chi Sao?

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    The trick is to avoid places where kangaroos hang out, mainly country roads at night.
    "Boxing is the art of hitting an opponent from the furthest distance away, exposing the least amount of your body while getting into position to punch with maximum leverage and not getting hit."
    Kenny Weldon

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    Simple anti-crapple techniques are effective against a kangaroo's fistic onslaught. Eye gouges, nipple cripples, scrotum grabs and the like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sainthamish View Post
    Simple anti-crapple techniques are effective against a kangaroo's fistic onslaught. Eye gouges, nipple cripples, scrotum grabs and the like.
    Wristlock?

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