Attention big guys

**Kuma** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 6:45am

Little people bitching about size makes me want to swing them around by their ankles and into a wall. It makes me want to eat like four more burritos so I can blast them with noxious memory gas while I sit on them.

YouTube- Randy Newman - Short People

**Evil Solvalou** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 6:55am

Attention Everyone! **** off, you're making me feel inadequate with your good jobs and fighting skills and girlfriends and large penises and good looks and lack of fat and superior intelligence and faster cars and lack of overly long run on sentences and interesting lives and good personalities and funny sense of humour and big muscles and good clothes and thick hair and interesting lives and friends and such.

AND STOP LOOKING AT ME!

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 8:00am

Originally Posted by Evil Solvalou

Attention Everyone! **** off, you're making me feel inadequate with your good jobs and fighting skills and girlfriends and large penises and good looks and lack of fat and superior intelligence and faster cars and lack of overly long run on sentences and interesting lives and good personalities and funny sense of humour and big muscles and good clothes and thick hair and interesting lives and friends and such.

AND STOP LOOKING AT ME!

THATS the spirit.

I think I love you...

**sochin101** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 8:07am

1] Necro wants attention from big guys.
2] Someone from Finland recommended porridge and I checked on Wikipedia and the staple diet of Finns is whale blubber and unwary Russians. Mods, IP check, plz.
3] 3 Australians posted on this thread... one small, one medium, and one large. Will they fit inside eachother like Russian dolls?
4] If so, will Mr Finland eat them?

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 8:25am

What is the size limit before you are considered "big"? I'm only 6ft 245lbs, so I don't consider myself big. However, I HATE it when I tap out a smaller guy and they say, they would have been better if we were the same weight class!!!

Eat some steak for the love of God!

**wingchun willie** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 9:13am

Just do Wing Chun kung fu. Then size won't matter, you can beat anyone by using their own energy against them.

**wingchun willie** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 9:14am

Wing chun has you wearing black kung fu gear, and hardening your fists on wood and canvas

**sochin101** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 9:22am

*casts level 7 spell - Bigby's Trollbegone*

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 9:23am

Originally Posted by wingchun willie

Just do Wing Chun kung fu. Then size won't matter, you can beat anyone by using their own energy against them.

SHT!!! WHY DIDNT I THINK THAT BEFORE!!

Because y'know in BJJ its totally the opposite. You have to use your strength in every aspect so you can win. Thats why I came and wrote here.

Its not like I was just joking and trolling or something, its not like I can already beat people who are big but technically lower than me, its just because of this.

Dude thanks alot for opening my eyes. Wing chun is the deadly.

You see you big Mothafuckas! You have no chance against me now. Just give me 20 years to master wing chun then I will come and beat all your asses one by one.
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