Attention big guys

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:12am

Originally Posted by Necroyunus

If I would, I wouldnt start this thread dammit.

I kindly ask you. :beatdead:

Sure, you can always ask. As a rather big guy myself, I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I answer your request.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: No, and I consider your argument invalid.

If you just had eaten more porridge as a kid there wouldn't be a problem.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:16am

Size don't matter. Really. It's all skill. REALLY
Unless both guys suck. Then it's random anyways.

EDIT: Dick joke.

**beardedtaco** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:20am

Jeez, martial arts are hard, huh ?

Sure, just train against small guys and see what happens when a big guy jumps you for real. You have to get used to dealing with it.

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:23am

Originally Posted by nightowl

You can beat them in spirit.

or with having more adjectives.

While the other guy is "strong and big" we can be "quick , intelligent, tricky, technical, sneaky"

so more adjectives,the better.

**Steve** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:33am

A big guy can't be quick, intelligent, tricky, technical, or sneaky?

What if the big guys you're worrying about met a bigger guy (GOD FORBID)? Are they up **** creek?

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:46am

Originally Posted by Steve

A big guy can't be quick, intelligent, tricky, technical, or sneaky?

What if the big guys you're worrying about met a bigger guy (GOD FORBID)? Are they up **** creek?

of course!

thats the way. If you are big you cannot have the other adjectives. Big guys are always slow, less technical and they dont fight smart.

Dont you watch any movies? duh

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 3:50am

Thats why Bruce Lee is the best fighter of the world and Chuck Norris is the GOD himself

**hpr** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 4:35am

Athletic guys, stop doing BJJ. You're ruining it for the slow, fat, injury prone office rats everywhere.

**Totemicist** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 4:55am

Please could all people with above average co-ordination and spatial awareness stop doing all sports immediately; YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 3/17/2010 5:17am

Attention little guys: Complaining about my size makes me just want to smother your unskilled arse even more.

It's funny, the guys who have completely and utterly owned me during grappling were close to half my weight. Quit bitching and train so you can be those guys.