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    I was bitten by a monkey as a kid. I tried to take a picture with him but probably squeezed him a bit to hard.

    I was also chewed by a lama.

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    that does explain a few things.

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    You know, I always find it odd when people freak out after getting jumped or approached by a monkey. When they're not hostile, they're very gentle. Feeding them is almost like feeding a 2 year old with territorrial issues. Even when they bite (at least playfully, or to warn you to stop doing something,) it's no more than a gentle nip.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    ...until they decide to rip off your testicles and eat your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauli View Post
    ...until they decide to rip off your testicles and eat your face.
    My experience with larger primates is non-existent. The small ones will mostly jump and bite you. That will leave heavy bruises, and potential breakage of skin. Worst case scenario, you have some 12-20 of these pissed off natives swarming and biting the **** out of you. If you are, however, somewhere that can lead to a nasty spill, that's what you really need to worry about.

    You will walk away covered in cuts and bruises, and hep-c.

    However, if there is anything to be learned from Travis, it's this.
    For ****'s sake, don't give your monkey anti-depressants. It will backfire!!!
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    That's fucking horrible. Thanks for ruining my day :(

    Allow me to return the favor:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srbGW3fy4kE
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    Quote Originally Posted by brak
    my mother told me, NEVER TRUST A MONKEY!
    listen to brak.

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    As promised, here's what NOT to do when surrounded by monkeys.
    Poor idiot gets swarmed at 0:50, when he manages to piss off the vast majority of the locals.

    YouTube- Monkey Attack!

    In that area (Phra Sam Yod, Lop Buri, if I am not mistaken,) the monkey police walk around with sticks. In local monkey culture, stick= pain + offense. The alpha male must have seen this idiot with a stick surrounded by his comrades, and decided to lead the charge.
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