'Home Invasion' drills - good idea or paranoia?

**Whacker** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 1:07am

Originally Posted by Lebell

gimme your adress and im willing to play along.
i wont tell you when i come, but i promise you it will be realistic and with much aliveness!

<3

<3

uncle Lebell.

They said home invasion, not anal invasion. Damn Dutchistaners...

**SaintHamish** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 5:55am

I have a 28 inch extendable friction lock telescopic baton and a bottle of KY Jelly next to my bed. Just in case.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 6:04am

Originally Posted by Whacker

They said home invasion, not anal invasion. Damn Dutchistaners...

Home is where the anus is.
whats the problem?

**Whathappened** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 6:19am

Originally Posted by JohnnyCache

What I do for a drill is run through a vacant place. Sometimes I pretend the people are armed, or old, or whatever to just change it up. Sometimes I'll try under different lighting.

Don't forget to carry a bag or an item of electronics - there's no point in learning techniques that get you out, but leave the loot behind.

One tip is to not just grab a big, expensive item - you also want to look for small things like jewelry or cash, and never neglect the smallest, lightest electronics - ipods, laptops, game systems, etc.

What? I believe the thread is on the need to practice against home invasion not practice for one.

**Hesperus** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 8:55am

Originally Posted by Whathappened

What? I believe the thread is on the need to practice against home invasion not practice for one.

Do we really need to go through this again?

You gotta know how to strike, throw or choke someone before you can avoid being struck, thrown or choked yourself.

**seamus138** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 2:37pm

don't panic. ever.

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 6:15pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

you're on.
when i'll come i'll be wearing a blonde curly wig, a blood smeared gasmask, and a sumerdress with flower pattern, and army boots.
(so you know it's me)

the safety word is: give it to me hard.

Really, does there have to be a safety word? Kinda makes it like MMA than th3 d34d7y st33tz then.

**PimpDawg** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 9:13pm

I keep a katana under my bed. There can be only one. But only because I'm allergic to most pets. Otherwise I'd have a pet mountain lion or harpy eagle to protect my home.

**Lily** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 9:29pm

True story: About 7 months ago, I was woken up by the ghost of a deceased family member telling me my front door was not locked. I woke up to check and found the door unlocked.

So maybe I don't need to worry about my home being invaded.

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 3/16/2010 9:42pm

Originally Posted by Whathappened

What? I believe the thread is on the need to practice against home invasion not practice for one.

Best defense is a good offense. You go to your neighborhood dealer's house, clean out the cash, clean out the stash, his boss'll clean up the neighborhood for you. This is called the Frank Castle Method