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    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard619 View Post
    Uh...do you mean the kind you have sex with?
    *Martial* arts, not marital arts.

    He clearly meant something like this:


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    Some people in karate sparring are really good at sticking to my hands and really nerfing my punches, redirecting me off target or slowing me down more than they block me completely. I'd like to be able to do that myself and to get around it better, but I'm pretty sure the way to do that is to well, try to do it in sparring, not hunt up a chun teacher to show me how to chi sao and then try to put the two together.
    It seems to me that the Sanjuriu Martial Art is not in guestion, but, rather the character of Mr. Galt.
    -AkidoMom

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    Chun gave me good grip fighting skills.

    Four years of judo instead would have done it better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafael View Post
    Mwahahahahaha...

    You haz teh right. Only to rape the wooden dummy will teach you not to retreat, and no surrender.

    YouTube- No Retreat No Surrender - Training
    0.44 onwards. WTF?

    I don't know about raping the wooden dummy - but does anyone remember the anecdote posted here about the crazy guy who came into someone's dojo and started jerking off over the dummy?

    NM: here we go...

    No BS MMA and Martial Arts - View Single Post - Fang Shen Do: Tales From the Inner Circle

    He told me about how one time this guy off the street came in on a Saturday, and Patenaude was there alone. Said street guy said he was interested in taking Kung Fu classes – that his life was in shambles, and he had just gotten out of jail – the typical sob story about a guy wanting to rebuild his life after screwing up & coming of age. Patenaude then said he went to the office to get some handout forms, and the phone rang – he got distracted from the call and basically forgot about the guy for 15 minutes. He then remembered there was someone out there waiting for him, so he cut the call short and went back out to the training floor.

    At this point, Patenaude got weird on me – like all I can say was he got incredibly creepy...


    According to him, the new prospect had dropped his pants and had his penis out, and was jerking off on the wooden dummy, shooting all over it. He then paused and studied my reaction intently, he then, I believe, focused on my crotch. A long silence ensued.


    I found myself alone, and terrified with Patenaude acting completely weird and creepy. After a long pause, I then figured I had to respond, so I said “What did you do ?” He answered, “Oh, I let the guy leave himself out”. It was like as if what happened after was irrelevant – I missed the point obviously.


    He then laughed, and I walked out of there backwards, bowing, basically going for the door as fast as I could without looking like I was freaking out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    He clearly meant something like this:

    Hawt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100xobm View Post
    Chun gave me good grip fighting skills.

    Four years of judo instead would have done it better.
    lol truth except replace 4 with 6 and good grip fighting skills with hand chasing habits :sob:

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    I'm just surprised the guy with the wooden dummy didn't have a ponytail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theword View Post
    I'm just surprised the guy with the wooden dummy didn't have a ponytail.
    Than it can't be chun, its a fake!

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    Chun guys have way too much money to be dropping $1500 on a peeler post.

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    Making fun of WC is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age.

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