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    Chuck Norris is 70 today.

    Happy Birthday, Chuck.

    You now have enough candles on your cake to start your own hell.

    I wonder why Chuck wouldn't save Corey Haim, though. You'd think with all those superpowers, he could have done something. But I digress...


    OK guys. In this thread, you will wish Chuck a happy birthday and tell us how Chuck inspired you as a martial artist.

    And if you put in some Chuck Norris facts, then they should be new.
    I'd like to thank Chuck for his craptacular movie "Breaker Breaker." I laughed at it so hard, it restored my faith in God.
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    SEANBABY:
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    Happy birthday to Chuck.

    From all the stories I heard, he's actually a very stand-up guy whose fame did not go to his head. More power to him.
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    Chuck Norris is 70 today.

    ...Because he chooses to be.

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    Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 just turned Chuck Norris!

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow out his 70 candles, he just spin kicks them in the face!

    ...crap...

    ...that's all I got for now...

    ...sad really...

    ...anyways.

    Happy Birthday Chuck!

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    Happy brithday Chuck....

    By the way, this must make his twin brother Aaron 70 also?

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    He has no twin brother. Aaron was born in 1951.
    SEANBABY:
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    Chuck Norris is actually infinitely old, he just chooses his age by randomly killing the inhabitants of a small village, the body count become his age.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't light candles, he just glares at them until they spark. He doesn't bother to blow them out either, they know when he's done with them.

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    How he has inspired me? Oh man where do I begin. To this day I still watch Walker, Texas Ranger. Ever since I first saw Chuck Norris first in movies then on TV he's just been a huge huge role model for me. He's the sole reason I wanted to learn martial arts in the first place. Everything about the guy I just love. Aside from his formidable skill he's a very down toe arth stand up gentlemen. Basically, the perfect role model on and off the screen. So yeah, Happy Birthday Carlos Ray Norris.

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    Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!! I wish you many many more. Chuck proves that there are still worthy role models out there. I grew up watching Chuck Norris movies and felt inspired to study the martial arts because of them. You're still my hero Chuck.

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