228420 Bullies, 3996 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 1 to 10 of 49
Page 1 of 5 1 2345 LastLast
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. jkdbuck76 is offline
    jkdbuck76's Avatar

    Here, hold these for me.

    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Cincinnati, OH
    Posts
    4,989

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 9:24pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: jkd concepts

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Chuck Norris is 70 today.

    Happy Birthday, Chuck.

    You now have enough candles on your cake to start your own hell.

    I wonder why Chuck wouldn't save Corey Haim, though. You'd think with all those superpowers, he could have done something. But I digress...


    OK guys. In this thread, you will wish Chuck a happy birthday and tell us how Chuck inspired you as a martial artist.

    And if you put in some Chuck Norris facts, then they should be new.
    I'd like to thank Chuck for his craptacular movie "Breaker Breaker." I laughed at it so hard, it restored my faith in God.
    Last edited by jkdbuck76; 3/10/2010 9:34pm at .
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
  2. Sri Hanuman is online now
    Sri Hanuman's Avatar

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Chicago, IL
    Posts
    6,492

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 9:27pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: Cheng Man Ching Taijiquan

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Happy birthday to Chuck.

    From all the stories I heard, he's actually a very stand-up guy whose fame did not go to his head. More power to him.
    =================
    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit
  3. Hiro Protagonist is offline
    Hiro Protagonist's Avatar

    Has entered Barovia...

    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Posts
    5,460

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 9:36pm

    supporting member
     

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Chuck Norris is 70 today.

    ...Because he chooses to be.
  4. Mr. Machette is offline

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    2,681

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 9:40pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: FMA, Ego Warrior

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 just turned Chuck Norris!

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to blow out his 70 candles, he just spin kicks them in the face!

    ...crap...

    ...that's all I got for now...

    ...sad really...

    ...anyways.

    Happy Birthday Chuck!
  5. chalkieusa is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Bel Air, Maryland
    Posts
    368

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 9:42pm


     Style: Kenpo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Happy brithday Chuck....

    By the way, this must make his twin brother Aaron 70 also?
  6. jkdbuck76 is offline
    jkdbuck76's Avatar

    Here, hold these for me.

    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Cincinnati, OH
    Posts
    4,989

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 10:05pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: jkd concepts

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    He has no twin brother. Aaron was born in 1951.
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
  7. Sley is offline

    mr. Hobbes

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    1,390

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 10:46pm


     Style: BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Chuck Norris is actually infinitely old, he just chooses his age by randomly killing the inhabitants of a small village, the body count become his age.
  8. Conde Koma is offline
    Conde Koma's Avatar

    Thumbs up!

    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Oakland, CA (East Bay Area)
    Posts
    2,247

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 11:14pm

    supporting member
     Style: Judo,MT,Boxing,BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Chuck Norris doesn't light candles, he just glares at them until they spark. He doesn't bother to blow them out either, they know when he's done with them.
  9. Alucard619 is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    463

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 11:17pm


     Style: The Way of Hand and Foot

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    How he has inspired me? Oh man where do I begin. To this day I still watch Walker, Texas Ranger. Ever since I first saw Chuck Norris first in movies then on TV he's just been a huge huge role model for me. He's the sole reason I wanted to learn martial arts in the first place. Everything about the guy I just love. Aside from his formidable skill he's a very down toe arth stand up gentlemen. Basically, the perfect role model on and off the screen. So yeah, Happy Birthday Carlos Ray Norris.
  10. twisted mind is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Bentonville, Ar
    Posts
    483

    Posted On:
    3/10/2010 11:45pm


     Style: TKD/ TSD

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!!!! I wish you many many more. Chuck proves that there are still worthy role models out there. I grew up watching Chuck Norris movies and felt inspired to study the martial arts because of them. You're still my hero Chuck.
Page 1 of 5 1 2345 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.