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    Tracy's jiu-jitsu

    Tracy's JJ is owned by a wealthy old lady named Tracy Olestein.
    She owns a bakery and a few apartment blocks.
    She hired a BJJ brown belt to start a BJJ school hoping to cash in on the BJJ craze, as her pie business aint doing so well.
    The gym has a cafeteria, where you can eat when your done training.
    The instructors name is Bob Bobsworth. He teaches the basic version of BJJ. Classes run about 4 hours, with an hour warmup, 3 hours of oral lecture, 45 minutes of jumping jacks, 15 minutes of technique and 2 minutes of live rolling.
    Classes schedule from Monday to Thursday 12:pm an evening class is 4:pm and runs till 8:02pm. Fridays are open mat at 5:pm till 5:05. Runs about 5 minutes. Saturdays is required weekly written quiz. You have to pass six months of sat quiz to advance to the next belt. Tracy cooks some pies for us every Saturday, and brings them to the gym.
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    Tell me more about the pies.
    Also, is everyone there as fat as a ************?

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    a couple. They usually tap everyone out

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    Quote Originally Posted by sandbag2 View Post
    a couple. They usually tap everyone out

    Yeah, but do they do it while eating pie?

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    3 hours of oral and pie? Sign me up.

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    Mmmm... pie.


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    Bob Bobsworth teaching BJJ and pie. I swear this is a cartoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    Bob Bobsworth teaching BJJ and pie. I swear this is a cartoon.
    No Tracy cooks the pies and Bob does the BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by sandbag2 View Post
    No Tracy cooks the pies and Bob does the BJJ
    Oh man, imagine the zany sitcom episode where Bobbob has to cook the pies and Tracy has to do the training. Maybe they switched bodies or something but oh man, the shenanigans that are possible.

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