I am a living legend!
Posted On:3/09/2010 3:11am
Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku
And do some SAMBO snow training.
Tenebrous got into a car accident because some foreigner who didn't know how to drive in the snow (without chains, I mean come on people, cadence braking is not a hard skill to learn.) decided to turn his car sideways into the road (far too fast, because he thought he was driving on blizzaks) forcing tenebrous to destroy his car.
Anyway, I have access to not only a Ford F350 Supercab Diesel, but also to a 22ft flatbed.
I'm off to the Donner Pass (yes seriously, cannibal valley) to go save his ass. Chains packed, toolset packed, Gi packed.
Gonna go show him the advantages of SAMBO in the snow.
If we don't post anything by tomorrow morning, send the fat kids to come look for us (rudy, white kimbo, warwheel, tom kagan, etc.).
...has all your Jing.
Posted On:3/09/2010 7:00am
Style: Judo, baby! Yeah!
HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!
Don't forget Blanket, themos, brandy and G.P.S (If you have it!)
And, most imortantly...
In Soviet Russia, snowman makes YOU!!!
"So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand
"So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw
"On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper
"You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07
"Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander
"Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP; saying it, how it is!
Posted On:3/09/2010 9:56am
With a truck that big, load up a pick-nic table and a grill. Please don't drive the whole way there with your right turn signal on.
Posted On:3/09/2010 10:08am
Style: MMA + Harmonica
Cue the banjos
Posted On:3/09/2010 10:27am
Sirc are you old enough to drive?
"The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
When I Get Back
Posted On:3/09/2010 12:19pm
Serious note, hope Tenebrous is OK.
Nn-Serious note, go get some driving instruction at the grappleshed.
Posted On:3/09/2010 6:18pm
Style: Muay Thai
Originally Posted by JingMerchant!
Don't forget Blanket, themos, brandy and G.S.P. (you'll need it)
Fixed 4 U
Posted On:3/09/2010 6:43pm
When is someone gonna post the "U GONNA GIT RAYPD" pix?
pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:3/09/2010 6:50pm
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
Posted On:3/09/2010 6:55pm
So by "save him" you mean "eat him"?
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