Roadhouse 2.0

[fourTwenty]

Okay, short and sweet, without much point. A lot like my sex life. Some computer nerd girl I'm in love with was bashing on this t.v. show she was watching on youtube called "The Beast". She tried to run it down by calling it "Roadhouse 2.0." This had the opposite effect as I was like, "**** you Cooties." and ran home to check it out.

I watched half the fucking season in one sitting. I'm not sure if Bullshido is alerted to this awesome show, my search-fu is bluebelt level, but you fucking need to be. Need I say much more than Roadhouse 2.0?

YouTube- Pilot

[Kid Miracleman]

R.I.P., Patrick.

He was... the Swayziest.

[Lebell]

oh patrick, as young boys we owed him so much.
after seeing dirty dancing at a birthday party (unmonitored by adults thank god) the girls would get all frisky and we could shove our hands down their panties and they wouldnt mind.
thanks to patrick.

rip bro!

[Permalost]

How could you possibly love a woman that would ridicule Roadhouse?

[Kid Miracleman]

Rumor is that in his final hours, Swayze was asked "Do you feel any pain?"

To which he replied "Yeah... but pain don't hurt."

[Gidi]

Rumor is that in his final hours, Swayze was asked "Do you feel any pain?"

To which he replied "Yeah... but pain don't hurt."

Pushups!

[XXIV]

Rumor is that in his final hours, Swayze was asked "Do you feel any pain?"

To which he replied "Yeah... but pain don't hurt."

Open up your hearts and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in,
We'll gather at the Roudhouse with our next of kin
and Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing
We'll decorate the barstool, gather round and sing...

Oh let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear....

PS: fucking pushups

[Snake Plissken]

Needs more Johnathon Schaech.




























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[DarkPhoenix]

ROADHOUSE!!!